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Old 7th Sep 2020, 13:36
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Hey waiter, "how fresh is the fish" ?

Well Chef landed it same time as you did, do you want him to serve it with a pancake to resemble your landing.
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 13:37
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Reckon Piccadilly line underground is not working.

Why ?

Tube drivers keep getting eaten by sharks.
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 13:39
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Will I get eaten by sharks if I swim between flights.

No, of course not, there are no sharks anymore .............. under his breath "Crocdiles have scared them all away".
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 15:07
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Phew that was lucky, Global freezing nearly got us there
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 15:09
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Rights that's close formation practiced, like the yanks and their B-17's, now lets try that in the air.
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 15:11
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As the boat carrying the asylum Seekers / Illegal Immigrants * approached Dover the RAF flexed its might to scare them off

* Depends on your point of view.
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 15:47
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We aye mon, you think that's impressive, you want to move further up the coast and visit Newcastle.......
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 16:24
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Sully's claim in the bar "I landed a plane full of passengers on water" sank quickly when Hoskins just said "Yeah but here we can use the plane next day as well".
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 17:02
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Well that's one Aircraft Carrier the Nazi's can't sink

Ps any experts say what the small one is front of the left hand hanger?
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 17:06
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One of about a dozen Catalinas of 202 Stn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAF_Ca...5._CH14837.jpg

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Old 7th Sep 2020, 17:54
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And if we don't win the Schneider Trophy with all these entries I shall want to know the reason why.
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 17:59
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Lee-on -Solent did not expect the upturn in Aircraft storage when the Nazi's Surrended
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Old 7th Sep 2020, 18:02
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Now we find the one at the top of the ramp is scared of the water.

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Old 8th Sep 2020, 07:28
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Quick out the water, the crabs are approaching
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Old 8th Sep 2020, 07:29
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Having sneaked into Holy Loch, the Submarine Captain did not expect this through the periscope.
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Old 8th Sep 2020, 07:31
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The Defence Secretary still denies there are too many aircraft defending 3 ships in the convoy
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Old 8th Sep 2020, 07:33
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At Sunseeker they buy up surplus float planes to convert to luxury boats. However discover what the Aircrew left behind after demob.


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Old 8th Sep 2020, 07:55
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"Are you sure that chap Noah said build seaplanes?"

"Yep....or was it an Ark?"
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Old 8th Sep 2020, 10:41
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On the Noah theme

Regretted allowing two Cat's on board. Discovered just how quickly and often they breed.
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Old 8th Sep 2020, 11:14
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Well, that's the static park for the air show sorted. Let's see those photographers get decent shots of that lot.
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