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Old 3rd Sep 2020, 19:38
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Some of the royal family disguise themselves so as to elude the paparazzi.
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Old 3rd Sep 2020, 19:44
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OK, NOW can we go to McDonalds?
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Are you sure it's a good idea to go home from the fancy dress shop wearing what we've hired?
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Old 3rd Sep 2020, 19:58
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When the recruiting Sargent asked if I had any special requests, I said I was thinking of going commando.
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Well i'm not leaving this in the station lockers, you know what a thieving bunch they are
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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kabul anymore...
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The photographer regretted not silencing the shuter sound before taking this picture. They are highly trained special forces with cat like reflexes to respond to threatening sounds behind them. Chap should be out of intensive care next week.
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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kabul anymore...
no I think it's the Arndale centre in Manchester. Enforcing lockdown. Just getting some shopping for me ma....
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A diary confusion in the Cabinet Office leads the prime minister and his wife to go Christmas shopping when he was expecting to go and cheer up the troops in some foreign spot or other.
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Scroggins pondered the sense in moving his Robinsons jam Gollywog collection in broad daylight..
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French troops find a cunning way to signal they surrender.
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At all costs, the CO's precious Viagra must get through.

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Hey George, how come that woman in front gets the urban pavement camo kit...and we have to wear the cabbage kit!
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I keep calling "Ma'am, you dropped your bag." But she just walks faster. Do you think it's me?
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Not to be out done by the UK's newly reported HMS Queen Elizabeth, Ireland shows off their new armed Carrier and escort group to the people of Dublin
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The new Army motto

Go to exotic locations, Check
Meet interesting people, Check
and buy killer frilly underwear, Check

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“They keep saying Shop Local ... why aren’t we at the NAAFI shop?”
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The newly-appointed Cabinet Minister for Women and Weight-Loss presents evidence that men can lose weight by carrying shopping.
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Old 4th Sep 2020, 17:26
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Fancy a coffee? We've still got 45 minutes on the parking meter, so the tank'll be ok.
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