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Old 28th Aug 2020, 22:05
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Now remember -- give the bayonet a good solid blow just when the first incoming rounds land. The first salvo's bound to miss, and if their spotters see a shell burst at our position, they won't make any corrections.
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Old 29th Aug 2020, 06:43
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To be honest Lads, I think my Dad had the better end of the stick in Afghanistan!
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Old 29th Aug 2020, 07:44
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Right spin it round quickly, I have a axe to grind with you
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Old 29th Aug 2020, 07:50
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Hey Superman.
What did you call me superman?
Well if this goes wrong you will be 'Faster than a speeding bullet'
boom boom
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In an effort to reduce drunkenness in the ranks, the Red Army has banned all bottle openers.

But there are ways and means . . . .

All you need then is the bottle . . . .
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Old 29th Aug 2020, 19:32
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Last orders, will call this tomorrow.
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Old 29th Aug 2020, 20:23
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Last orders were called, however Sgt Polanski was determined to beat the world record number of strikes in one hour. Record currently held by Arthur Scargill of the Yorkshire Miners Trade Union.
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Old 29th Aug 2020, 20:29
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Dear Mrs mywillieisbiggerthanyours, you will be pleased to know your husband went out with a blast, we expect he will be back ( down) soon.
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Old 29th Aug 2020, 20:34
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In a strange twist, the latest team building exercise was only used once by middle managers. 'We had to slim down the useless workforce in the face of Covid-19 ' said the Chairman.
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Old 29th Aug 2020, 21:26
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If this goes off it won’t be Thor’s hammer embedding itself in red square..
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Old 30th Aug 2020, 09:02
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Radio BUFF @ FL 37 reporting, 3 Russians just went past and still climbing
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Old 30th Aug 2020, 09:05
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This posting to Beirut to return some fireworks to Ukrsine what could possibly go wrong....
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Old 30th Aug 2020, 12:44
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Well done all, some great entries there ...and I’m not talking about that shell case!

But the one that got the biggest 622 laughometer response was:

Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Radio BUFF @ FL 37 reporting, 3 Russians just went past and still climbing
Well done, CST trophy on its way by artillery shell.
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Old 30th Aug 2020, 16:45
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I thank you very much 622 however please post to St Ives England as I am on a surfing holiday with only paid and limited access to WiFi I will have to pass the honour to the first poster with a picture. However I will also be glad to judge so said poster can raise a chuckle as well.

open house....

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Old 30th Aug 2020, 17:17
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Ok, pic popped up for you to score..have a good break.


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Good job, chaps, and glad to see you all have your safety equipment,
Now a quick word about Social Distancing ...
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“Is nobody going to give Hoskins ‘Mouth to Mouth’?”

”Not after last night, Skipper!”
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“Pay attention, I will only say this once ... “
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Old 30th Aug 2020, 20:21
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The Padre says if we can get hold of a wooden cross and nail him to it, he would be interested In acquiring him.
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Old 30th Aug 2020, 20:46
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Officer (?) walking in background: I think you're taking Greta a little too seriously.
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