Caption Competition Mk II
Now remember -- give the bayonet a good solid blow just when the first incoming rounds land. The first salvo's bound to miss, and if their spotters see a shell burst at our position, they won't make any corrections.
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In an effort to reduce drunkenness in the ranks, the Red Army has banned all bottle openers.
But there are ways and means . . . .
All you need then is the bottle . . . .
But there are ways and means . . . .
All you need then is the bottle . . . .
Last orders were called, however Sgt Polanski was determined to beat the world record number of strikes in one hour. Record currently held by Arthur Scargill of the Yorkshire Miners Trade Union.
In a strange twist, the latest team building exercise was only used once by middle managers. 'We had to slim down the useless workforce in the face of Covid-19 ' said the Chairman.
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If this goes off it won’t be Thor’s hammer embedding itself in red square..
Well done all, some great entries there ...and I’m not talking about that shell case!
But the one that got the biggest 622 laughometer response was:
Well done, CST trophy on its way by artillery shell.
But the one that got the biggest 622 laughometer response was:
I thank you very much 622 however please post to St Ives England as I am on a surfing holiday with only paid and limited access to WiFi I will have to pass the honour to the first poster with a picture. However I will also be glad to judge so said poster can raise a chuckle as well.
open house....
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open house....
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Ok, pic popped up for you to score..have a good break.
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Good job, chaps, and glad to see you all have your safety equipment,
Now a quick word about Social Distancing ...
Now a quick word about Social Distancing ...
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“Is nobody going to give Hoskins ‘Mouth to Mouth’?”
”Not after last night, Skipper!”
”Not after last night, Skipper!”
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“Pay attention, I will only say this once ... “
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The Padre says if we can get hold of a wooden cross and nail him to it, he would be interested In acquiring him.