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Avoid imitations
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Lying Barstewards - I can see right through their window ....Stores DO have aircrew watches in stock!
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Groan, looks like we’re out for another 8 hour sortie boss....
how the hell can you tell that with those?
ohh that’s easy, OC OP’s car is parked in your drive again and the bedroom curtains are drawn...
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how the hell can you tell that with those?
ohh that’s easy, OC OP’s car is parked in your drive again and the bedroom curtains are drawn...
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Ah, I think I've found your missing holidays snaps, sir. I say, your wife looks great with her kit off!
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I can understand giving you both head up displays, but have you ever tried walking around the bloody cabin with these strapped to your head.
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Well you would jokingly ask the Eye Quack for a 12 inch dick, and in a way he has given you what you asked for..
Well that's unusual use for the Chain Home towers
from Nutty on the A400 thread
NutLoose , 14th Aug 2020 12:54
What we need is a chain of masts mounted speakers pointing out to sea and broadcasting Des O'Conner songs 24/7, that will make any sane person turn around and head back to France.
from Nutty on the A400 thread
NutLoose , 14th Aug 2020 12:54
What we need is a chain of masts mounted speakers pointing out to sea and broadcasting Des O'Conner songs 24/7, that will make any sane person turn around and head back to France.
Why are we here in Hampshire? Well Skip recons the crossings from Calais to Dover are just a deception. The real ' invasion' will be from Normandy to Portsmouth. Well worked in 1944
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Skip, can you descend another 200 ft; this new periscope is still too damn high! We should give it back to the P-8A boys... At least they've got the torpedos to go with it! 
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I just hope we don’t encounter a headwind, last time I crossed the Channel in a Puma the bloody cross channel ferry was pulling away from us.
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Bloody hell, I can see a pint sitting on the bar in the Sgts mess from here, no wonder they call them beer goggles...
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Hey... has anyone got any Vaseline to smear over these lenses, I can see Betty in the Sgts Mess bar and these beer goggles are still letting me see her as she looks.