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Old 27th Jul 2020, 14:56
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General Wangs robot dance alway had them in stitches
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Old 27th Jul 2020, 16:07
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General 1: “Nice hat, is it a Bates?”
General 2: “Imperial gear: NO WAY. I get mine from Hong Kong.”
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Old 27th Jul 2020, 17:04
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General 1, I hear he had his official Hairdresser shot for experimenting with a Mullet
General 2 well I would not like to be his official willy shaker in the gents....if he was not vigorous enough

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Old 27th Jul 2020, 19:03
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Who choose these girl colours?

Meg An, Leader.
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Old 27th Jul 2020, 20:00
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With recruitment for his pleasure squad falling short of target, Kim Jong-Un orders a fleet of taildraggers.
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Old 27th Jul 2020, 20:49
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So your having problems with the pistons? OK get Rodman to kidnap tdracer. I hear he is is a dab hand at engines...do I have to think of everything.
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Old 28th Jul 2020, 07:10
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In an effort to reduce costs the DPRNK re issue Generals jackets to the new appointees, even if arm length would normally be a issue. The only alterations are made to repair the bullet holes
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Old 28th Jul 2020, 08:51
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"We had to sell all of our medals to pay for these"!
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Old 28th Jul 2020, 14:02
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These look a lot smaller than they are in real life, a bit like you in this photo, oh Glorious Leader.
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Old 28th Jul 2020, 14:42
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Yes General, these are your new medals. We'll just get them started before I put them around your neck....
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Old 28th Jul 2020, 14:57
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Personally I prefer jet engines over props, the sight of a General being discharged out the back like a strawberry slushie and spread across the apron reminds me of a poppy drop.



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Old 28th Jul 2020, 19:55
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Nutty's phone alerts him when Buster posts a reply, so he can get in one up manship. Kim says I want one of these, the Generals have to apologise the best they can do is a banner towing drone saying "Your more scared of me than I am of Donald "
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Old 28th Jul 2020, 19:55
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"And this is the wing, Glorious Leader."

"I'd prefer a drumstick."


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Old 28th Jul 2020, 19:58
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And we fly this one over white house with banner saying "your mother cooks socks".

Are you dyslexic general?
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Old 28th Jul 2020, 20:02
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Oh this one Great Leader ? We found it in the dustbin round the back of Airbus it was their latest attempt for a replacement for the A380 It is a single person transport so Social Distancing is no longer a issue. With no pilot either
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Old 28th Jul 2020, 20:05
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General to Engineer nearest camera

Please stop your crazy Labradoodle sniffing my crotch
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Old 28th Jul 2020, 23:00
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Judging about 22:00 BST Wednesday as we are going away, and who knows what the wifi will be like?
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Old 29th Jul 2020, 02:46
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Hmmm, I am not sure I am buying this quantity over quality idea as the future of the Air Force......
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Old 29th Jul 2020, 06:33
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Yes Great Leader, the Drone reports C52's house is unoccupied, so every one round hos place ,
52 Ardaia Gardens for the party
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A good suggestion, Glorious Leader, but I don't think that we could replace the .22 air rifle in the wing with 30mm cannons.
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