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Old 18th Jul 2020, 12:06
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I would line up behind Hoskins the day he put beer in the water injection system.
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 12:13
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Yup he’s bought the farm alright, the sewage farm.
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 12:23
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The NAA factory gives birth to another Sabre.
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 13:35
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Sir, you're supposed to cough in your elbow!
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 17:09
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After the remote control Sabre shot down the flight of Jaguars, the authorities tried to quietly bury the evidence
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 17:11
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Sarge, just had a call from Cold War Jets. If we are retiring the last flyable Sabre please can they have it?
Ah!

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Old 18th Jul 2020, 17:18
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The two on the left have just lost their chance to 'Win a Sabre' when they take their hands off thinkng the referee had called a 5 minute break.
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 17:36
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Its been slimed with protoplasm, better call the Ghostbusters
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 17:37
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What, no peas?
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 18:04
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Trump: "You know, the problem with golf courses is that golfers remove divots from the turf almost every time they hit the ball, so I got the Air Force to test technologies for making high-speed impact with turf without doing any damage."
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 20:00
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Look Mr Mountbatten-Windsor, I don't care just how many medals you have for service in the Falklands, or who your mum is, but you must come out and tell everyone exactly what happened
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 22:53
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Having met the Lady of the Lake, Captain Pendragon attempts to withdraw the Sabre from the stone....

- Ed
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 23:42
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Judging in 10 hours, thank you linesmen, thank you ballboys.
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 07:03
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Wasn't there last night, look what the visitors to the countryside just leave behind, post lockdown
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 07:13
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Found the construction plate, it's OK not one of ours so move on. Damm government selling them to our enemies
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 09:12
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And once again, the Chinese Government accuses the Western powers of Sabre Rattling.
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 10:43
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So what exactly did you say to that bum washing your windscreen?
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 11:02
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OK, we have a winner.

Andytug said: “Worst case of premature ejection I’ve ever seen....”

There were plenty of excellent entries, Kiltrash had 2 that caused a chortle to arise, but this one tickled my funny bone.

Anding over, Andy.
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 11:34
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That ended quicker than I expected
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Old 19th Jul 2020, 13:14
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Wow thanks AC, not won one of these in ages!

Can't beat a double entendre 😁

Have at this one, chaps!



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