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Old 9th Jul 2020, 17:56
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I think I will sit here and practice karate....
It makes me a better traveller

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So she said are you a male robot and I said yes, but before I got a chance to say anything else, she had posted a letter in my mouth.
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Oh I'm so clumsy, all fingers and thumbs, dropped my $15 egg sandwich, lucky i have a built in bib
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The $6m dollar man, 'we can re build him' however Lee was dismayed to find they had runout of cash for his Genitals, Call me Lesly...and get me a wig

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D. Cummings, to prove his commitment to cyber warfare as the only way forward, volunteered to be upgraded. However. he was warned that wouldn't fix his eyesight. So he took a flight to EGNX to prove them wrong.
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 07:46
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Ok, time is up for this passenger.....

And the winner is Nutloose with :

So she said are you a male robot and I said yes, but before I got a chance to say anything else, she had posted a letter in my mouth.

Well done Sir, the robot will drop the CST trophy off with you later.
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There's something fascinating about that man's right ear.

Which is why this 'ere photo is posted right 'ere.
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 14:08
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“You hold that thing very firmly .... can I have a go, please?”
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 14:11
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Lt Hoskins chose his practice diversion airfields with great care.
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 14:17
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Lt Hoskins just couldn't decide on his mission for tonight, and regretted not packing some Viagra.
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 14:22
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His chopper was irresistible to the ladies
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Indeed it was only 12 hours later that he became known as “Chopper” Hoskins - well, by three of them, anyway..
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 15:04
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Whilst not expecting a new picture so soon, Kiltrash was finally stumped for a comic quip.
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"Joystick? Well yes...it's one of them..."
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What are all these WAAFs doing up here in a cloud bank?
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This is my collective...Skipper.
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 15:17
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"It's a little stiff" said Peter exercising his cyclic.

However, the girls seemed more interested in Peter's Skeeter's collective...
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Lt Hoskins waited for the tension to build a little before operating the “EMERGY DOOR RELEASE”.
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Lucy was thrilled to notice he had another “thing”, and wondered what it might be useful for.
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