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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 31st May 2020, 05:59
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"Hands up, those who are glad they don't live in Minneapolis?"
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Old 31st May 2020, 06:04
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Adams sculpts a first draft of 'Marvin'
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Old 31st May 2020, 06:08
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During a unseasonal snowstorm in LA Harry builds a representative of the British Royal Family, and watches it slowly disolve in front of his eyes
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Old 31st May 2020, 07:05
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Finally, the truth about what really happened to der Fuhrer!

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Old 31st May 2020, 08:18
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Reports of a 'haunted meadow' are debunked.
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Old 31st May 2020, 09:25
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Plans for the Fuhrer to escape to the Nazi space station at the end of World War II were brilliantly successful.

Until, that is, it ran out of heating oil . . .

The Fuhrer is now back on Earth and is going to put on a blockbusting West End show as soon as the Coronavirus restrictions are lifted.

It will be entitled . . . .
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Old 31st May 2020, 10:38
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Raymond Brigg's original concept for "The Snowman" was considered to have little appeal...
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Old 31st May 2020, 12:52
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Cryogenics has come a long way since 1945.
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Old 31st May 2020, 12:57
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It will be entitled . . . . "Mein Kampf - on ice."

What could possibly go wrong?
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Old 31st May 2020, 13:11
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The KKK take to the streets of Minneapolis
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Old 31st May 2020, 13:12
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In front of the firing squad, Hitler was defiant to the end
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Old 31st May 2020, 13:14
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Having spent 5 years in the Further Bunker, Hitler was surprised to find the war had ended 4 years ago ...Just no one had the balls to tell him. 'Who won he asked?'
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Old 31st May 2020, 13:37
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Comrade Putin Snr. was the butt of Red Army jokes...he could've sworn it was Hitler.
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Old 31st May 2020, 16:00
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Fight until the last man he said, but when it came to our leadership, they all turned out to be a bunch of snowflakes.
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Old 31st May 2020, 16:40
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As Lockdown eases still no one wants to get near the Fueher at the Wolfs Lair no matter how much he beckoned the others
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Old 31st May 2020, 19:05
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I haff two!!! It's bloody cold out here and the other one is up keeping my tonsils company.
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Old 1st Jun 2020, 07:03
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Yes very good, Jones minor, welcome back to school, was it a bit of a mental strain lockdown?
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Old 1st Jun 2020, 09:46
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Nein, not Parkinsons, just cold..
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Old 1st Jun 2020, 13:25
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Eastern Front nostalgia was irrepressible.
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Old 1st Jun 2020, 14:09
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Zay don't like it up em, mine gott they don't...
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