Caption Competition Mk II
It's going to be mounted on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square to remind everyone that if they're worried about their eyesight, they don't need to trouble an optician but should just hop in a car and drive 60 miles. If they don't kill anyone, their eyes are fine.
If you think that Wiffleball is big, wait 'til you see the bat!
- Ed
- Ed
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No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
The Prime Minister is delighted to announce that Great Britain has captured a UFO, and will his colleagues and the press and the public please pay it all possible attention.
Later it turns out that the UFO had been stolen by the SAS from the Teddington film studios.
Later it turns out that the UFO had been stolen by the SAS from the Teddington film studios.