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Old 25th May 2020, 14:37
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Calling the Ball wasn't difficult, it was stopping in time, that was difficult.
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The chances of anything coming from mars, are a million to one, my arse.


Come on, hurry up. This is supposed to be getting launched from Florida on Wednesday
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Old 25th May 2020, 15:15
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The descendants of Guy Fawkes decide to get it right this time...
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After Gullivers diving accident, all they found was his helmet.
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Old 25th May 2020, 16:05
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Darth Vader was most un impressed with the first Death Star
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Old 25th May 2020, 16:34
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What's that ?

It's a prosthetic testicle for Boris. He wants to be ready after his recent testicular cancer scare....
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Old 25th May 2020, 16:36
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Boris reaffirms Dominic will stay inside the Conservative bubble
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Old 25th May 2020, 16:37
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MOD hauls away the last vestige of the UK's short lived "Space Force"
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Old 25th May 2020, 16:40
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Openable windows on a submersible are a bad idea....who knew ?
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Old 25th May 2020, 17:46
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Prime Minister denies that a strange object was seen passing the Houses of Parliament on the Thames.
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Prime Minister gives a speech in Latin about the meaning of the word 'strange'.
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Old 25th May 2020, 18:22
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It takes a mansize ballcock to flush all the Sh*te out of Westminster Palace.
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Old 25th May 2020, 19:06
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Christ, when you said there was an escorted septic tank coming up the Thames, I immediately thought that Trump was doing an unannounced visit.
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Westminster trial the worlds first mp recycling bin post election.
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Old 25th May 2020, 20:22
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Yep ... but you wanna see the size of the Hamster
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A secure environment for child is delivered to No 10 so there is no need to take the sprog to Durham.
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Old 25th May 2020, 20:27
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3 times round the Van Allen belt had no effect of the Spacecraft, however the Astronauts all developed huge Penis. Katie Price was last seen swimming out to the barge
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The new office for Dominic Cummins is delivered today, announced 10 Downing St.
Now if only we knew where Beckton was we could complete the Sewage Works as well
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Well on ebay it did say ' Kong, suitable for large dog'
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