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Old 21st May 2020, 04:06
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Village People go a bit risque to promote their new single.
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Old 21st May 2020, 08:01
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As lockdown eases and Hank can return to work, to save his embarrassment about his home hair cut he has to wear his helmet. But your uniform queried the Serge, Oh Dammit knew I had forgotten something
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Old 21st May 2020, 08:07
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Man in front.says
"Do you think it sensible to welcome the President dressed like that?"
"Well he is a knobhead...." but Melania might like it"
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Old 21st May 2020, 08:16
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At the gay Pride event, Hank regretted saying that if Trump wins the Presidency he would do a shift fully dressed carrying a grey bag across the tarmac.
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Old 21st May 2020, 13:43
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Higgins totally misunderstood the Operation Anaconda OPORD.

Another passenger falls for the EO IR Pre-Flight Check Malarkey.

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Old 21st May 2020, 13:58
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Always look on the bright side of life....

it could be snowing....
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Old 21st May 2020, 14:02
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Hoskins only compounded the problem when he was confronted by an irate American pilot: when asked for his name and rank, he gave it as "Peachy, Marshaller of the Royal Air Force".
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Old 21st May 2020, 14:15
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Dave didn't really have to signal...it was obvious from the way his knees were pressed together that the chock was in.
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Old 21st May 2020, 18:08
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The nude Skydiver performs a perfect landing and is caught with split second timing by the photographer just before he sinks to his knees and rolls safely. The canopy then covers the erection caused by his excitement
However is dissapointed to discover Section Officer Harvey had just come through the front gate.
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Old 21st May 2020, 19:04
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Enough posing as Atlas for your life-drawing class, can I put this aircraft down now as it's hurting my shoulder?
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Old 21st May 2020, 20:17
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As the Red Arrows finally arrive at Waddington, they realise the reception that they will receive from an operational Station.
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Old 21st May 2020, 22:48
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Think Bubble on guy in foreground walking away

Maybe I should tell Bloggins he is marshaling the jet with the Queen on board ?

NAH !
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Old 22nd May 2020, 01:25
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He surrenders and iíve thrown the towel in..
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Old 22nd May 2020, 06:56
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Hank just experienced Biffs fastball at the Services Baseball game.
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Old 22nd May 2020, 10:57
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During the annual "Lineys vs Crew" uckers match, no one had told Hoskins the loser had to do a forfeit...

Mind you, no one told him the safety harness was back to front either !

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Old 22nd May 2020, 11:17
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Atten...... wait for it Bloggs. ....shun
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Old 22nd May 2020, 11:19
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Bloggs never did admit to having Mental Issues. Everyone else choose not to notice. It's not my problem
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Old 22nd May 2020, 11:22
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Having had a particularly bad problem emptying the Elsan, he decided to wear as little as possible in future. Now he is called 2 meter ( up wind) Bloggs
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Old 22nd May 2020, 15:02
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Teacher to class of 7 year olds doing Deductive Reasoning:-
"Now class looking at this picture, can anyone tell me what time of day it is?"
Little Hoskins, "3 o'clock miss"
Teacher expecting the answer of 12 noon as the shadow was directly under the Airman, " How do you work that one out?
Little Hoskins, "Well miss the big hand is straight up and the Little hand is sticking out at 90 degrees to the vertical
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Old 22nd May 2020, 20:41
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The Prime Minister, remembering his PR success on a zip-wire, with fulfills a childhood ambition.

Next up: Queen's jet in ground collision with American aircraft.

Analysis: Johnson says he was guided at all times by science (whatever that is)
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