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Old 18th May 2020, 21:26
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Stung by criticism of its square steering wheel, British Leyland punish the public by making a car without wheels.
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Old 18th May 2020, 21:34
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Stung by criticism of its square steering wheel, British Leyland punish the public by making a car without wheels.
...but at least it went further under its own power, unlike the Mini Metro.
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Old 19th May 2020, 04:48
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The mission was going well until they bumped into one of those new Islands in the Spratlys.
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Old 19th May 2020, 05:03
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'The Goodies'The underwater adventure ' continues ep3
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Old 19th May 2020, 05:05
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Princess Diana after the 'There are 3 in this marriage' Gets away from it all to repair her relationship with Charles
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Old 19th May 2020, 05:10
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Did you hear the one about the English man, French man and the German in a submersible ? It was going well till someone mentioned the war, 'well you started it' they argued
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'The Goodies'The underwater adventure ' continues ep3
No prizes for second!
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Old 19th May 2020, 08:22
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No prizes for second!
Kilty might have been third but I went back to check...
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Old 19th May 2020, 09:15
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Eng, the tiller or whatever you call it is sticking in my back..
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Old 19th May 2020, 10:18
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'The MonkeysThe underwater adventure ' continues ep3
better😂 keepeveryone happy
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Old 19th May 2020, 11:32
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'The MonkeysThe underwater adventure ' continues ep3
better😂 keep everyone happy
"But where's Davy Jones?" "Oh, he's in the locker..."
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Old 19th May 2020, 11:37
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Well that's my pennies washed, about time to surface..
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Old 19th May 2020, 11:57
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78? What happened to the other 77 then?
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Old 19th May 2020, 11:58
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78, is that because it's made of fragile bakelite and has a hole in the middle ?
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The next one who starts humming Three little maids from school are we will get off and walk home.
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Old 19th May 2020, 14:33
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better😂 keepeveryone happy


Sitting in the back, Michael Nesmith comes up with a new idea...
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Old 19th May 2020, 15:05
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Captain thinks we have a spy on board, who do you think it is Mr Dolenz?, That's Herr Dolenz if you please..
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Old 19th May 2020, 15:59
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There were four in the boat and the little one said roll over...roll over... so we all rolled over and one fell out, there were three in the boat and the little one said roll over.... roll over........
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Old 19th May 2020, 16:26
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Blow all tanks and let's see who comes to the surface first. I liked Buster's Danny Boy reference, chuckled over Dan's bicarb suggestion (takes me back, that does) and very nearly found that distressed damsel Raquel irresistable. But, all in all, it was DirtyProp who came nearest to the caption I was expecting (he missed out a reference to fatburgers) with his:

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Are we in the Channel yet?
Nope, still in the sewers.
And well done everybody. Great fun! Dirty - it's your dozen now.

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Old 20th May 2020, 03:24
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Good pic PW!
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