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Old 15th May 2020, 11:56
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Do you ever get the feeling someone is looking over your shoulder?
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Old 15th May 2020, 12:45
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Man at front: I'm steering, you get on with the pedalling.
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Old 15th May 2020, 12:48
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At Butlins swimming pool something big and brown is left in the water
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Old 15th May 2020, 12:53
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Now if we get to the surface and stick our heads above the water, the tourists will think they have spotted Nessie and the local pubs will do a roaring trade
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Old 15th May 2020, 12:54
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UBER attempt a water taxi, from Calais to Dover with the illegals
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Old 15th May 2020, 12:56
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What's that tube?
Its the emergency blow device if we run out of compressed air.
Where do I put it?
Have a guess,
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Old 15th May 2020, 12:59
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It's the new submarine from Fairey, Sir. They call it the Swordfish, Sir.
But isn't that a...?
Yessir!
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Old 15th May 2020, 13:01
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Don't worry Saul, it's the Dead Sea. Nothing sinks in the Dead S...Oh dear.....
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Old 15th May 2020, 14:14
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Sub Lt Hoskins circled again, trying to find something solid to collide with.
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Old 15th May 2020, 14:55
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A distinct lack of confidence in their colleagues meant that most Iranian sailors preferred sailing out of sight.
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Old 15th May 2020, 15:10
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With such difficult communicating and everything done by hand signals it was not surprising that the Admirals daughter became pregnant
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Old 15th May 2020, 15:13
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In 1928 the crew were unable to effectively convey instructions. The same in 1978 on the USS Nimitz was the norm ....and that's progress?
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Old 15th May 2020, 15:15
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Pedal FASTER was the cry as the amorous Blue Whale approached
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Old 15th May 2020, 18:46
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Yes the watch is still working so take it down another 50 feet
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Old 15th May 2020, 18:51
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The sooner they invent Nuclear propulsion the better. What? we have only just perfected clockwork
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Old 15th May 2020, 20:20
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God I miss having a galley!
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Old 16th May 2020, 02:43
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The specialist team and the sub were shrunk down to a teensy size, inserted into a syringe, and injected into Donald's skull. Three weeks later, they still haven't found a brain...
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Old 16th May 2020, 03:46
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"I was caught using the company Galaxy to take the kids to school. What about you?"
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Old 16th May 2020, 08:53
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The water was fairly murky back there. If you look at the bow, you can see we identified the target by feel.
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Old 16th May 2020, 08:55
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Hoskins? I feel like a brew. Be a good chap and nip down to the galley and put the kettle on.
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