Caption Competition Mk II

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Do you ever get the feeling someone is looking over your shoulder?

[c52]

Man at front: I'm steering, you get on with the pedalling.

[Kiltrash]

At Butlins swimming pool something big and brown is left in the water

[Kiltrash]

Now if we get to the surface and stick our heads above the water, the tourists will think they have spotted Nessie and the local pubs will do a roaring trade

[Kiltrash]

UBER attempt a water taxi, from Calais to Dover with the illegals

[Kiltrash]

What's that tube?
Its the emergency blow device if we run out of compressed air.
Where do I put it?
Have a guess,
Silly boy

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

It's the new submarine from Fairey, Sir. They call it the Swordfish, Sir.
But isn't that a...?
Yessir!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Don't worry Saul, it's the Dead Sea. Nothing sinks in the Dead S...Oh dear.....

[MPN11]

Sub Lt Hoskins circled again, trying to find something solid to collide with.

[Buster Hyman]

A distinct lack of confidence in their colleagues meant that most Iranian sailors preferred sailing out of sight.

[Kiltrash]

With such difficult communicating and everything done by hand signals it was not surprising that the Admirals daughter became pregnant

[Kiltrash]

In 1928 the crew were unable to effectively convey instructions. The same in 1978 on the USS Nimitz was the norm ....and that's progress?

[Kiltrash]

Pedal FASTER was the cry as the amorous Blue Whale approached

[Kiltrash]

Yes the watch is still working so take it down another 50 feet

[Kiltrash]

The sooner they invent Nuclear propulsion the better. What? we have only just perfected clockwork

[Dan Gerous]

God I miss having a galley!

[Ascend Charlie]

The specialist team and the sub were shrunk down to a teensy size, inserted into a syringe, and injected into Donald's skull. Three weeks later, they still haven't found a brain...

[Parson]

"I was caught using the company Galaxy to take the kids to school. What about you?"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The water was fairly murky back there. If you look at the bow, you can see we identified the target by feel.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hoskins? I feel like a brew. Be a good chap and nip down to the galley and put the kettle on.