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Old 28th Apr 2020, 21:42
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Angela regurgitates her quota to offer to the EU as a bargaining chip.
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 21:46
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Angela Merkel lookalike tries to hide the tell tale signs of her lesbian encounter.
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 21:58
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I will suck the tail off that fish from the head down.
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 21:59
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Ewww I got to go down that throat, what we fish do is scandlous, but Deep Throat is my cover name.
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 22:06
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Angela Merkel as a true politician promises to give head while secretly doing the opposite and taking it behind the scenes..
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 23:07
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All the world leaders in the room held their collective breaths as they wondered silently: "Does she swallow?"
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Old 29th Apr 2020, 14:34
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'Now what can I send Baby Boris? ' as she tried to distract her mind from something unpleasant
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Old 29th Apr 2020, 14:37
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Have you met my cousin? He is called 'JAWS' He would like a word...
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Old 29th Apr 2020, 14:38
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What the Government would like to do to Piers Morgan
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Old 29th Apr 2020, 14:54
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Oh no, that's not the worst bit...wait until she gets home to feed the kids!
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Old 29th Apr 2020, 15:36
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"A Fish called Angela" - Not as big a hit.
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Old 29th Apr 2020, 19:04
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Just when I thought it was OK to relax Social Distancing, look what the chef comes up with....
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Old 29th Apr 2020, 19:18
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Not a caption!

I thought about judging tomorrow but I don't think I'll be able to. ShyTorque, may I ask you to step in and do the honors?
I know it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it...
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Old 29th Apr 2020, 20:41
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"The piece of Cod which passeth all understanding".
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Old 29th Apr 2020, 20:50
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"Would you like that Battered?"

"Nein, nein. Ze Chancellor's body guard don't do zat any more since 1945".
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Old 30th Apr 2020, 02:10
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Well done, Ma'am, now there's just that bit of spinach stuck between the lower teeth.
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Old 30th Apr 2020, 05:04
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Why do the British prefer their Fish and Chips so much? Do they not like dried salted crusty cold headless slimy boney did I say salted? Oiled up bottom feeding food like me?
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Old 30th Apr 2020, 15:07
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Do you want to tell the Chancellor she smells of fish? Oh that fish thank God I thought it was s bacterial discharge
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Old 30th Apr 2020, 15:35
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Cold, wet and slimy, and leaving a bitter after taste in ones mouth... and the other is a Herring.
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Well after 7 Schnapps this did seem like a good ldea
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