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Old 24th Apr 2020, 14:43
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"Atkins, when I said 'Fetch the mortar', I didn't mean.....oh never mind"
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 16:46
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Buster in cutting his new ”glory hole” over estimates his girth.
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 18:10
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And this is how you escape from Alcatraz...

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Old 24th Apr 2020, 19:11
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Having been denied the Premier League title by Covid-19, Liverpool fans brick themselves up from the gloating Man Utd fans
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 19:14
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Well I was following a yellow brick road in Kansas, and I fell through a hole, said Dorothy
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 19:17
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'The Crystal Maze ' gets tougher each passing series
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 19:29
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Hoskins figured if he could get into this hole then Mavis's would be easy.
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 19:30
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Hoskins escape plan from Stalag 11 went well, he was now in Stalag 12.
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 19:33
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Another brick needed for the wall got misspelt using a P, so they put one in.
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 20:02
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To get out, all I need to do it take my boots off. What could be simpler?
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 20:35
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Buster learned that he had just been posted...
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 20:55
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Daily boot inspection would never be the same after ‘social distancing’
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Old 25th Apr 2020, 00:52
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To say the test subjects for Trumps Disinfectant Injection trials were uncooperative was an understatement!
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Old 25th Apr 2020, 06:47
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The Prime Minister takes additional protection when he is invited onto Good Morning Britain
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Having thrown £1 into the collecting box in the Wailing Wall, McTavish wanted 50p back
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Old 25th Apr 2020, 08:49
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Hey guys I’ve just realised, you had the pillbox drawings upside down.
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Old 25th Apr 2020, 08:54
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Don’t worry it’ll be a breeze.
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Old 25th Apr 2020, 09:59
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People will do anything to get out of doing a route march.
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Old 25th Apr 2020, 11:34
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Voice off: "Absolutely no worries about 'cruel and unusual punishments'. Give us a month and there will be nothing unusual about our modern version of the stocks."
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'Taint nothin' Sir! He's also got his underpants on his head and two pencils stuck up his nostrils...
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