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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 09:25
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If I may be so bold as to chip in with another quickie while we are stuck to our keyboards


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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 09:45
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SHARK! .........
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 09:46
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The USN finally decides how to get rid of Corona Virus from their carriers.
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 09:55
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You can tell they're USN...the bombs are missing the carrier...
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 09:56
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The start of another episode of JAG.
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 09:57
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The synchronised diving team needed much work...
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 09:59
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POTUS announces a state visit to one of his ships.
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 09:59
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The ship's cooks announced that all they had left in the store was tins of beans.

"Abandon Ship" was the only possible course of action.

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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 10:00
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Man in blue shorts, second-right: "Let go of my hair!"
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 10:02
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Woman on right thinks too late: "I've just remembered these shorts become transparent when wet."
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 10:23
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The 2020 Olympic Diving competition gets underway,with lock-down inertia self-evident and social distancing still in vogue...
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 10:54
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When 3 Somali pirates captured USS Minnow, the crew was forced to walk the plank.
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 11:28
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Facing a recruitment crisis, the Navy invent a giant vacuum cleaner to press gang unsuspecting holidaymakers.
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 11:40
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At the end of the USS Nimitz's annual Families Day, loved ones begin to swim home...
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 12:25
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And that Ladies and Gents is how the USMC do Colonic irrigation!
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 12:47
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Oops, navigation error. Sailed on a reciprocal bearing and are close to the North Pole, not the Equator."
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 15:03
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"A reminder to all ships company, when participating in the afternoon water sports legs must be kept together to prevent confusion with the bosuns whistle"
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 15:28
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Mid-voyage on another USN cruise from Guantanamo Bay.
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Old 22nd Apr 2020, 15:37
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After being relieved of duty, Captain Crozier's crew of the USS Theodore Roosevelt decided to look for any sign of Thomas Modly's integrity or credibility. They found a dead starfish.
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Okay...you seem to have misunderstood planking...
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