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Old 20th Apr 2020, 12:38
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Originally Posted by Penny Washers
It was that squaw on the hippopotamus that proved to be the tipping point.
Going out on a tangent!
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Old 20th Apr 2020, 13:38
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Sorry, it was never meant to lift so many PI's into the mess..
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Old 20th Apr 2020, 13:39
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I can't be telling you Porkie Pie's, Pork is forbidden....
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Old 20th Apr 2020, 20:04
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Time ladies and gentlemen, please! Boy, do I miss those words...

OK in time-honoured reverse order:

Third is Surplus with

“Gents, you know the camp rules, anything over a kilo has to be lowered by hand.”
Second is NutLoose with a weighty pun:

“Someone's gonna get dragged over the Coles for this one.....”
And the CST holder for the next few days is Racedo:

“Looks like we have overdone it with the Sherry.”
Well done Racedo, the CST will be left on your doorstep by a volunteer – apologies for the smell of bleach…
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Old 20th Apr 2020, 21:26
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Oh gee shucks wow , will fill it with 4 XXXX, tastes same as bleach.

Ok throwing it open as time pressure stops me from finding a decent one.
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Old 20th Apr 2020, 22:36
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Well done Racedo I will await whatever someone throws up.. I’ve had my fair share of image posts..
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Old 21st Apr 2020, 05:39
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Here's a quick one. Just a day or two, or if someone has another, let me know & I'll finish it sooner.


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Old 21st Apr 2020, 06:06
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Damm Nav, Bombed Darwin,...again... City thanks us for the improvements however

Sorry 'bombed Invercargill.' City thanked us

( lived there for 6 months was not impressed &#128529

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Old 21st Apr 2020, 06:07
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When the Kiwi said "G'dye" on the radio, I thought it was a Jap saying "Banzai", so I shot him down.


(Note for Kiltrash - an Oz flag needs the big federation star on the left)
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Old 21st Apr 2020, 08:01
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Hell, his Boomerang certainly won't come back now!
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Old 21st Apr 2020, 08:19
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..and following his Landing on Guam, Hank was given a Darwin Award.
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"It was for a raid on a sand-paper factory".
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Old 21st Apr 2020, 08:55
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I told the barsteward about kill stealing before we set off, and what does he do.... he jumps in to claim my zero just as I had it on fire and going down, so I scored a duece, he won't do that again...
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After the war, he went on to found Specsavers.
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Old 21st Apr 2020, 08:59
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
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(Note for Kiltrash - an Oz flag needs the big federation star on the left)
Note to Kiltrash the NZ flag has one less star, they are both wrong.
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Old 21st Apr 2020, 09:10
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Dammit Hoskins bombed Pearl Harbor. Tries to hide the evidence
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Old 21st Apr 2020, 09:14
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Note to Kiltrash the NZ flag has one less star, they are both wrong.
Note to all. It is supposed to be an Aussie flag but...you know...it was also an Allied aircraft too... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_R._Johnson
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Old 21st Apr 2020, 09:40
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Packer denied being a double agent....
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Old 21st Apr 2020, 09:44
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(not a caption just a comment)

In the fog of war Blue on Blue was unfortunate
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Chuck admitted that aircraft recognition had never been his strong point.
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