Caption Competition Mk II

[Hydromet]

When the RSM said "Put that girl down, you don't know where she's been!", this time he was serious.

[cynicalint]

That's not tossing the caber! Watch this!

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins discovers to his cost why you should not sneeze into the wind

[Kiltrash]

Nurse Higginbotham demonstrates the correct PPE as recommended by the NHS accountants

[Kiltrash]

After a particularly long hold time in the landing pattern the pilot headed for the toilet, only to find there was a long holding time....Oh how the others laughed at his/her predicament

[racedo]

Hoskins achieved "First Contact" with the Aliens.

[Kiltrash]

Mel comes out the Braveheart costume trailer to film the " they shall never take our Freedom" speech. However the make up girls had run out of Tartan Paint, and had to do with what was to hand.

[Kiltrash]

Terry Gilliam runs from a great distance up to the camera, shouts "It's" and collapses as the announcer follows with "Monty Pythons Flying Circus"

Nah it will never catch on....

[easyJetCrew]

Soldiers design method to ensure survival of fittest to get first release of Coronavirus vaccine!

[Ascend Charlie]

Even without the benefit of a Farting Post to hold onto, Braffington-smythe was able to produce a Freeth, a Flutterblast, and a Follow-up Blooper, to win the competition.

[Buster Hyman]

"My God, it's full of SARS!"

[c52]

"I'm setting up a new coffee shop chain in competition with Hooters - it's going to be called Bog-Snorkellers."

[Penny Washers]

"All the squaddies are standing like statues, all the squaddies are standing like statues "

[From the Oklahoma song.]

[Kiltrash]

The Masters Green Jacket.

[Kiltrash]

During the hot sunshine Hoskins would paint himself green and lie down in the Green Park. Waiting for a young nubile female to lie down on top of him and untie her bra strap

[Kiltrash]

Having seen the size of Nutty's Todger, Hoskins went green with envy.

[Buster Hyman]

Once out of lockdown, it was clear that the statue of David needed some attention.

[Wensleydale]

"We warned him not to fly with a full bladder".

[racedo]

Rationpack lockdown on Pea Soup had a downside.

[racedo]

Eating a green bat can't do me any harm said Hoskins.