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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 9th Apr 2020, 21:29
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Well if you cannot social distance voluntarily we will have to send you home in chains
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 21:31
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What happened to Captain Oates? Well he said he was popping out and may be some time. We could not wait for him ...
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 22:27
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Hello we have been away for decades, have Liverpool won the Premieship yet ?
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 22:29
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We have seen the future, it was so good we came back because Hoskins was the 3rd most intelligent person there after us 2.
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 22:30
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We left on May 1st 1970...................... whadda ya mean it is only 1969.
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 22:30
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Things we had to do to dodge the draft.
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 23:03
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
(Heads up one off Red Dwarf on Dave tonight at 9pm )

And damn fine it was, thanks for the reminder.
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 23:06
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"What do you mean, the hatch bay door won't open"!
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 23:17
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Bugger, we wanted to land on Uranus.
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 23:17
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Is this the 3rd rock from the sun ?
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 23:19
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We were doing great. 500 years and never hit anything and Mavis Bloody Hoskins decided to drive.
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 23:19
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This sat phone is marvellous, light, compact and easy to carry, we’re having the odd problem with the Sat dish though.
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 23:19
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Welcome our new Lizard overlords.
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Old 9th Apr 2020, 23:21
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Hoskins laughed at the Dr when he was told he was going to have a suppository, Hoskins may not be doing much laughing later.
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Old 10th Apr 2020, 04:53
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Chuck emerges from the capsule and notices the 3 'balloons'...."You maniacs! You blew them up!"
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Old 10th Apr 2020, 07:01
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Asked to design a Nespresso machine for the US Army, Nescafé foolishly make one big machine, rather than lots of small ones.
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Old 10th Apr 2020, 10:30
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Wtf have you done to it, when we sent you off it was over 100 foot of ship.
Ahem... 366Ft , fully loaded Saturn V.....

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Old 10th Apr 2020, 10:35
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Tell Nutty he's going to need some more speed tape...

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Old 10th Apr 2020, 11:23
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I shall judge now folks, so we can get a new one in for the weekend.

Some really good film and TV referenced ones.

The runner up is Kiltrash with the LA speed check/Aspen 20 one, (at least the SR71 came back dry!).

The winner is NutLoose with "Message from the gunners on the Missouri Sir...it says...Pull?"

The trophy is exercising its right to go to the winner, but can only travel an hour a day, so it might take a while to arrive.


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Old 10th Apr 2020, 15:12
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Oooohhhh will dig out a picture.
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