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Old 7th Apr 2020, 21:04
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Hey Man, Take me to your dealer.
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 21:05
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We come from the future, Hillary is not President there either.
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 21:06
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Ape to Workman, anybody seen Charlton Heston, he forgot his spacecraft.
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My name is Borat, I come from Kazakstan to meet Pamela Anderson.
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Frogman (head just visible top left):
"Number 2 to Doctor Evil, the Americans have fallen for the bait! When they open the capsule, it will release Covid-20 and one TRILLION people will be killed! Wooohaaahaaa! Wooohhhaaahaaa!"
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Nutty....upon seeing the shape of the floats. was "triggered" and began to rant about D. Trump's golfing trips!
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Ah Neil, you have been clocked speeding and based on $1 per MPH over the limit the Galactic Police have sent a penalty notice for $19454
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Just when you thought you could come out the capsule you have been cooped up in for 14 days unfortunately this does not qualify as Coronavirus Self Isolation
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Frogman as previously mentioned. ...
HELP there is a particularly amorous Octopus near me.
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 12:10
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I've already had another look! I tell you, there's no one in there!
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 12:53
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It's a fake capsule. It contains Russian spies who have found a way to get to the centre of US tecnology.
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 13:06
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Okay, two things. Are you sure he wanted to be buried at Sea, and are you also sure Boris has gone?
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USN Carl Vinson prepares to ensure Osama's body can never be found.
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It's not Elon Musk's car after all.
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Well I'll be danged, it's ET's cell phone!
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Keep rubbing....still no Genie..
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 15:52
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They want their air miles crediting to their accounts before they will meet the press.
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Old 8th Apr 2020, 15:56
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Can you please ask the photographer to wait , we are still trying to source some more ethnic minorities, a female, a disabled person, a person in a wheelchair, and some members of the LGBT persuasion.
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****, you weren't joking when you said they had fired the Acting Navy Secretary, I'm just surprised how high they managed to fire him..
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