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Old 7th Apr 2020, 11:12
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Still beats going to Vietnam!
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 11:24
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The team on the USS Trump couldn't open the "alien spacecraft" so they decided to push it overboard.
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 11:29
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Well, whatever it is, it isn't part of MH370...
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 12:38
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""Oh ouch oh flipping heck""..
"what's up Hank"?
"" Been in the sea 30 minutes and still hot to the touch""
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 12:39
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Lets watch that girl on a horse jump over this!
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Sh1t, took off with 3 Astronauts, only 2 came back
Well now you know where the Man in the Moon came from
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 12:42
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The Astronauts are safe in the quarantine trailer, you go in and get the Moon samples. here use this dust mask.

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Open the door be damned. I would rather stay in quarantine in here than get aboard a Carrier!
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 13:08
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Man without hard hat
think I am in the wrong place .....
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 13:10
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Last one holding on wins a free holiday
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 13:11
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Greta Thunburg is mortified at the stuff just junked into the sea
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 13:13
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Quick throw it back, is not large enough to be a keeper
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 13:14
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On the way back Jules wrote about his travels to the moon
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 13:26
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After landing aboard ship the Naval Secretary's pod was pushed over the side by the crew
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 13:48
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Professor of Health and Safety:

"This won't do. They're all wearing hi-viz, which is good, but the men on the left can't see the men on the right. Get that object away from between them."
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 13:55
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"There's no way I'm going to log it as a UFO if no one will swear it was flying. It's a UO."
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 13:56
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Let's hope those men aren't pushing too hard or they may be fined for taking exercise too far from home.
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 14:02
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Memo to Saturn Rockets Inc:

Please note on all future missions. the airbags are supposed to go on the inside of the vehicle.
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 14:05
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They're claiming diplomatic immunity...
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Old 7th Apr 2020, 14:08
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They don't want to come out until we have all been tested for the Covid virus.




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