Adrenaline

[CISTRS]

Tashengurt: I still perspire despite fairly regular adrenaline spikes but then I'm not full of sh1t.

Perhaps you're not "too honourable".

[xenolith]

Lets not be too quick to judge the man on the effects of ‘adrenaline’ on his sweat glands. We, the hoi po’lloi, only have to deal with the more common ‘adrenalin’.

[Herod]

Officers don't "sweat", they "perspire". Sweating is reserved for the lower ranks. Oh, and Senior Officers and all officer's wives "glow".

[dead_pan]

The interview smacked of someone who (a) has got used to telling any old boll*cks and never being challenged, (b) has epic disdain for anyone but himself, (c) reckons he's far too clever to be caught, and (d) massively over-egged his bit-part in the Falklands campaign.

[dead_pan]

Oh, and Senior Officers and all officer's wives "glow"

Don't you mean "shine"?

[Tashengurt]

Originally Posted by CISTRS

Tashengurt: I still perspire despite fairly regular adrenaline spikes but then I'm not full of sh1t.

Perhaps you're not "too honourable".

Hopefully not. Sounds like a poor line from a job interview.

[Eclectic]

Apparently a massive 6% of viewers believed what the DOY said in his interview.
I am amazed that the figure is so high.
And now perhaps "Dorking Pizza Express" will enter the British vernacular.

https://order-order.com/2019/11/18/d...want-re-brand/

[Less Hair]

How could this happen? They must have legal advisers to consult before?

[old,not bold]

I give it a couple of weeks before security logs of DoY movements........

I still perspire despite fairly regular adrenaline spikes but then I'm not full of sh1t.

Assuming that the eagerly awaited logs of his movements reveal normal functioning, I guess the good 'ole DOY won't be full of sh1t either.

[VinRouge]

Originally Posted by old,not bold

Assuming that the eagerly awaited logs of his movements reveal normal functioning, I guess the good 'ole DOY won't be full of sh1t either.

I bet they won’t be releasable for 60 years now.... I wonder why!

[Wander00]

How can 69% believe him, because they believe the sh1t that Johnson and Corbyn spew out, ans some also read the Daily Wail

[langleybaston]

Originally Posted by Wander00

How can 69% believe him, because they believe the sh1t that Johnson and Corbyn spew out, ans some also read the Daily Wail

Worse than that, I believe the sh1t that Corbyn excretes, and it terrifies me.

[charliegolf]

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie

His memory is so vague that he cannot remember an alleged wild night of sex, but he DOES remember the exact time and date of going to buy a pizza?

Have you tasted a PE pizza?

CG

[langleybaston]

Originally Posted by treadigraph

Went past it twice yesterday and nothing visible...

A middle-aged Royal named Andy
Was feeling particularly randy
He went down to Woking
And instead of a poking
Had a pizza and a lager shandy

Fortunately you did not write that non-scanning doggerel.
Assure us that someone else wrote it. William McGonagle?

[Tim00]

Princely middling royal
Not for sex but pizza went
Forgot one, but had other

[langleybaston]

Originally Posted by Tim00

Princely middling royal
Not for sex but pizza went
Forgot one, but had other

almost a Haiku!

Good one.

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by langleybaston

Fortunately you did not write that non-scanning doggerel.
Assure us that someone else wrote it. William McGonagle?

It seemed to work better before a decent coffee and some breakfast. Or so Rabbie Burns assured me.

[langleybaston]

Airmiles Andy went to town

Woking town at night

Not to let his trousers down

His alibi to write.

[langleybaston]

Originally Posted by treadigraph

It seemed to work better before a decent coffee and some breakfast. Or so Rabbie Burns assured me.

Do you like Burns?

I have a handy hot poker .................

[Radley]

I’m surprised that no one has asked why his elder brother was not asked similar questions re his friendship with a certain Jimmy S