Truisms

[DirtyProp]

Men don't lie, they simply describe perfectly plausible alternate realities.
Sadly, women have one reality only.

[DirtyProp]

Starbucks does NOT sell coffee.
The jury is still out on what they're really selling, but it ain't coffee.

[squeaker]

47.6% of statistics are simply made up.

[George K Lee]

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.

All strategies need a Plan B.

The Plan B should be better than "and then we all starve to death in a snowbank outside Smolensk."

When a statement begins "It's not that I don't...", the speaker doesn't.

[Haraka]

Tracer works both ways.....

[Pontius Navigator]

Americans can't make tea.
Brits can't make coffee.

[DirtyProp]

"I motori sono come le donne: bisogna saperli toccare nelle parti più sensibili."
Enzo Ferrari

Engines are like women: you have to know where to touch them.

[cynicalint]

It does not matter who you vote for, the government always gets in!

[Melchett01]

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

War is God's way of teaching geography to Americans

Love many, trust a few, always paddle your own canoe.

[oxenos]

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal condition.

[unclenelli]

Originally Posted by langleybaston

I'll take the nurses every time.

A graduate of Finninley Nav School?

[gr4techie]

Avionics are smoke powered....

... Because when smoke starts leaking out of the boxes, the fairy kit stops working.

On my fitters course the instructor told the class "radar is voodoo magic. Nobody really understands how the system works".

[Hydromet]

Women need a reason to have sex; men need an opportunity.

When it comes to shopping, the reverse is true.

[FantomZorbin]

There's always one in every bunch of twelve

[obnoxio f*ckwit]

The rotors on a helicopter are only there to keep the pilots cool.

When they stop turning, watch them start sweating ...

[tartare]

Michael Caine accent:
"If you can see the camera, then the camera can see you.
Not a lot of people know that."

[Pontius Navigator]

Microphones pick up sounds.

Not a lot of prime ministers know that

[Penny Washers]

Originally Posted by squeaker

47.6% of statistics are simply made up.

And 99% of them are wrong.

[mikemmb]

If in the event of a crisis you can keep a clear head whilst all around you are panicking

...............you clearly have no comprehension of the gravity of the situation!

[Danny42C]

"More than three's a Mutiny !"