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Old 15th May 2017, 20:19
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If you can't fix it with a hammer its electrical.
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Old 15th May 2017, 20:47
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If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move paint it.
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If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, pick it up. If it's too big to pick up, paint it.
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Old 15th May 2017, 21:43
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If you can move it, don't.
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Old 15th May 2017, 21:47
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All battles take place on the edge of the map.
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Old 16th May 2017, 07:05
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You don't win wars dying for your country, but by making the other side die for their country.
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Old 16th May 2017, 07:31
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"The more I practise, the luckier I get."

And one given earlier, but not in its proper wording:

"It's better to be down here wishing you were up there than to be up there wishing you were down here."
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Old 16th May 2017, 08:39
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whenever one was posted, or [in afterlife] whenever one moved house voluntarily,one always needed a minimum of three OS maps to cover the local area. Four occasionally.
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Old 16th May 2017, 08:57
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Originally Posted by langleybaston
whenever one was posted, or [in afterlife] whenever one moved house voluntarily,one always needed a minimum of three OS maps to cover the local area. Four occasionally.
I once read an article which pointed out that, since most of the area of a map is actually fairly close to at least one edge, this is indeed almost inevitable.
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Old 16th May 2017, 10:57
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The definition of a Scottish gentleman is one who CAN play the bagpipes but refrains from doing so.
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Old 16th May 2017, 10:59
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Originally Posted by Rosevidney1
No good deed goes unpunished. Ever!
Ain't THAT the truth - he said - bitterly
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Old 16th May 2017, 12:39
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If you don't think you will like the answer, don't ask the question.
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Old 16th May 2017, 18:21
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You get what you pay for

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Old 16th May 2017, 19:23
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If you rotate the turret of a Warrior infantry fighting vehicle, 15 turns anti-clockwise then the turret will fall off and the vehicle has to be towed away for maintenance.
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Old 17th May 2017, 14:10
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Drive for show, putt for dough.
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Old 17th May 2017, 17:54
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When making project estimates, divide by two, then increase to the next higher unit.

For example:
If you're told it'll take 5 minutes to fix, it'll actually take 2.5 hours.
If you're told it's a 4 day job, it'll take 2 weeks.
That two week overhaul? That'll be one month.
That one month redesign? Actually half a year.
That two year development project? One decade.
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Old 17th May 2017, 19:16
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My wife says any job she gives me takes forever.....
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Old 17th May 2017, 20:03
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Old 18th May 2017, 04:51
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A pilot, despite the swaggering exterior, is capable of the feelings of love, affection, care and pride. It's just they don't involve anyone else.
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Old 18th May 2017, 07:26
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Strongly disagree.
I have those feelings towards my own airplane as well.
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