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A friend's child went to Worthy Down on a course and commented on the poor JR accommodation. I was briefing on SLAM circa 2003 and wondered what it's like across the estate now. I left in 07. Never knowingly lied but wonder if I spoke mistruth?
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Endplay, the Quarters in WD are dire. The one I was in was concrete slab end of terrace and don't drill into the wall and disturb the asbestos. The quarters on the way in had external insulation added.
WW in deference to your age - Single Living Accommodation Modernisation
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The OP asked what the estate is like now PN, be interesting to know when you are referring to 40s, 50s, 60s ?
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Didn't have any at Arborfield. One block completely uninhabitable and condemmed two years before closure, the rest in a sorry state. Almost but not quite as bad as Nimrod block before it was turned into offices for HQ Air. Bordon was better, but still only equivalent to the likes of the newer blocks (pre-refurb) at High Wycombe.
Was at WD in late 80s and at the time the only light blue there. Had to invite the RSM to point out to his boys and girls that as I was a senior RAF officer not MOD Guard Force the occasional salute might be in order. "Sah!"
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Had to invite the RSM to point out to his boys and girls that as I was a senior RAF officer not MOD Guard Force
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SLAM, FQs no one cares at Odiham the local housing is so affordable everyone is buying their own. Farnham is the new Officers patch whilst the ORs are in Baso. Anyone with any sense is buying in Reading.
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Fluffy.
My lad joined the R.E.M.E .at Arborfield and thence to Bordon. Both camps were in sh*t state as far as accommodation was concerned. When Lyneham was first mooted as the "Tri Service Tech Training" centre the first thing that happened was the R.E.M.E. binned both their bases like a shot and were in to Lyneham in short order. Since then the Navy has declined to move from HMS Sultan and the RAF have politely declined to leave Cosford so Lyneham is the spanking new R.E.M.E. headquarters. My lad has offered to show me round the new Corps museum. (RAF Officers Mess) I have invited him to procreate elsewhere.
Conversely I believe that Worthy Down was once the preserve of the Pay Corps so any visitors will be treated to the Victorian splendour of pongo standards.
My lad joined the R.E.M.E .at Arborfield and thence to Bordon. Both camps were in sh*t state as far as accommodation was concerned. When Lyneham was first mooted as the "Tri Service Tech Training" centre the first thing that happened was the R.E.M.E. binned both their bases like a shot and were in to Lyneham in short order. Since then the Navy has declined to move from HMS Sultan and the RAF have politely declined to leave Cosford so Lyneham is the spanking new R.E.M.E. headquarters. My lad has offered to show me round the new Corps museum. (RAF Officers Mess) I have invited him to procreate elsewhere.
Conversely I believe that Worthy Down was once the preserve of the Pay Corps so any visitors will be treated to the Victorian splendour of pongo standards.
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Actually Roadie there IS one at Halton which is quite spiffy. I was in the Infantry before the Royal Air Force so I know a bit about army accommodation.
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Dougie, of course being an upstart Service we also acquired Bawdsey Manor, Rudloe Manor and Bawtry Hall, sadly all gone.
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...and Bentley Priory, and the Bracknell house, and probably many more!
SLAM - Single Living Accommodation Modernisation was the name of a specific multi-million pound DBM programme delivering new and refurbish accommodation across the three services, partnered with Balfour Beattie. It was a good programme delivering high-quality and sustainable accommodation built to and exceeding JSP standards, but it was killed off by intransigence and, dare I say, some murky collusion at VSO level.
The Army decided to go down the cheap up-front but ruinously expensive PFI route having really poor quality and short-life 'travelodge' style prefab accommodation on a number of sites. I recently visited one of the sites and was shocked - 10 years on - by the poor state of it, compared with proper SLAM.
SLAM was built to an extremely high standard - not only in build quality, but the design was clever, too. All the furniture could be fitted into the store room each bedroom had; the wet room bathroom 'self flushed' every 28 days if the room was unoccupied to protect against Legionella. Moreover the buildings were hardened specifically against IED attack - an effect known as progressive collapse.
But the problem was not the cost (£45K per room - including a 20 year maintenance programme) but the attitude of some - especially in the army - who stoutly opposed single rooms. As Customer 1 for SLAM, I accepted 3 x 3 storied blocks into service on an army camp and a couple of months later the contractors suggested I might want to have a look at them, so I paid the camp a visit whilst scoping a future build. I asked to look at the blocks and was shown around by the Garrison QM. Was I saw reinforced in my mind how little the army regarded their troops.
I looked at one block. Each floor of each wing had a sitting room, a kitchen and a laundry with a drying room, all furnished as part of the deal with decent fittings. In the first wing I looked at, the kitchen had been stripped of its fittings. When I enquired, I was told that the contractors in 'the cook house' had complained that the troops weren't eating there, preferring to prepare snacks in their kitchens So the garrison removed the kitchens (ovens, microwaves, toasters, dishwashers - the lot). The laundries had been similarly stripped of the high quality washing machines and driers which had been moved to a central (and archaic) 'wash-house'. The common room had been turned into another bedroom, with bunks and ****ty 1950s barrack furniture - the large vision panel into the hallway had been covered with MFO cardboard boxes. A couple of soldiers emerged from a room and I asked to have a look - same thing, narrow metal bunks where there had been decent furniture and a queen-sized bed. The QM was rather vague where the fittings had gone. Furthermore, the walls in the corridors were gouged by bike pedals, and there were bikes staked against the fire exit on the the external staircase. I looked out the window, and where there had been covered bike racks, there was just the concrete pad - the shelters had been moved to other parts of the camp because the Garrison Cdr thought they looked untidy!
I went to see the Garrison Cdr - a FTRS appointment - and he told me in no uncertain terms it was his camp, his rules, and that I should go away. I pointed out that the buildings were to be maintained by the contractor - which included fixtures and fittings - and he indicated that the items had been moved to 'where there was greater need', which happened to be the SNCO Mess.
I complained to DE about it and tried to navigate my way around the Byzantine Army CoC to follow it up. I was met by 'meh'. I gave up, went off to Afghanistan and then moved away from the infrastructure world, vowing never to return!
The Army decided to go down the cheap up-front but ruinously expensive PFI route having really poor quality and short-life 'travelodge' style prefab accommodation on a number of sites. I recently visited one of the sites and was shocked - 10 years on - by the poor state of it, compared with proper SLAM.
SLAM was built to an extremely high standard - not only in build quality, but the design was clever, too. All the furniture could be fitted into the store room each bedroom had; the wet room bathroom 'self flushed' every 28 days if the room was unoccupied to protect against Legionella. Moreover the buildings were hardened specifically against IED attack - an effect known as progressive collapse.
But the problem was not the cost (£45K per room - including a 20 year maintenance programme) but the attitude of some - especially in the army - who stoutly opposed single rooms. As Customer 1 for SLAM, I accepted 3 x 3 storied blocks into service on an army camp and a couple of months later the contractors suggested I might want to have a look at them, so I paid the camp a visit whilst scoping a future build. I asked to look at the blocks and was shown around by the Garrison QM. Was I saw reinforced in my mind how little the army regarded their troops.
I looked at one block. Each floor of each wing had a sitting room, a kitchen and a laundry with a drying room, all furnished as part of the deal with decent fittings. In the first wing I looked at, the kitchen had been stripped of its fittings. When I enquired, I was told that the contractors in 'the cook house' had complained that the troops weren't eating there, preferring to prepare snacks in their kitchens So the garrison removed the kitchens (ovens, microwaves, toasters, dishwashers - the lot). The laundries had been similarly stripped of the high quality washing machines and driers which had been moved to a central (and archaic) 'wash-house'. The common room had been turned into another bedroom, with bunks and ****ty 1950s barrack furniture - the large vision panel into the hallway had been covered with MFO cardboard boxes. A couple of soldiers emerged from a room and I asked to have a look - same thing, narrow metal bunks where there had been decent furniture and a queen-sized bed. The QM was rather vague where the fittings had gone. Furthermore, the walls in the corridors were gouged by bike pedals, and there were bikes staked against the fire exit on the the external staircase. I looked out the window, and where there had been covered bike racks, there was just the concrete pad - the shelters had been moved to other parts of the camp because the Garrison Cdr thought they looked untidy!
I went to see the Garrison Cdr - a FTRS appointment - and he told me in no uncertain terms it was his camp, his rules, and that I should go away. I pointed out that the buildings were to be maintained by the contractor - which included fixtures and fittings - and he indicated that the items had been moved to 'where there was greater need', which happened to be the SNCO Mess.
I complained to DE about it and tried to navigate my way around the Byzantine Army CoC to follow it up. I was met by 'meh'. I gave up, went off to Afghanistan and then moved away from the infrastructure world, vowing never to return!
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