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Flying finished at Gutersloh

Old 21st Oct 2018, 11:00
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Originally Posted by MPN11
OAP, again I agree. My time as Wg Cdr STO in MB was spent in trying to address such issues. Getting anyone upstairs interested in spending money on potential solutions was a major obstacle!
Things might have changed but, it did not seem difficult to me to have real plans to maintain the hard surfaces and hardened facilities (where they exist) as usable at say, off the top of my head, Cottesmore, Leuchars, St Mawgan, Scampton, Upper Heyford, etc..there are others. The only place I guess that might have plans today is, maybe Leeming? Just those few would double or more the target task if dispersal was used. The large aircraft should have standing plans for dispersed operations at civilian airfields. Oh yes, these plans should not be just written on paper, they need real £,£££,£££,£££ to support as a force enhancing reality.

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Old 21st Oct 2018, 11:06
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Dispersal was a large part of our 'game plan' [anyone remember V-Force?!]. However, dispersal to other airfields generates some expensive support requirements. On-base and near off-base dispersal is cheaper and arguably just as effective ... but only against conventional weapons. If nuclear gets deployed, all bets are off.
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Old 21st Oct 2018, 13:55
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If nuclear gets deployed, all bets are off.
Often said, is it right? Weapons up to about 150KT are really just big explosions with (usually) some nasty fallout/contamination.

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Old 22nd Oct 2018, 12:04
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Sorry Bomber it was much much better in the Lightning days!!
Absolutely! As a mere (sic) rotary mate, the differences could be summed up thus (not my words but good ones):

If you poured a beer over a Lightning mate at Happy Hour, he's pour a beer over you.

If you poured a beer over a Harrier mate at Happy Hour, he'd tell his Flt Cdr, who'd tell his Boss, who'd tell your Boss who'd tell your Flt Cdr and you'd get a b*ll*ck*ng on about Wednesday......
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Hmm ... in the Pigs Bar at Tengah (tiled floor, of course) beer got mutually poured over everyone regardless of role!

”Mr. Fong, pint of throwing beer please” ... duly served from the ever-full Tiger slops trays.

The Bar floor was hosed off at around 19:30 when everyone had gone to dinner ... ��
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Old 23rd Oct 2018, 20:23
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Well the only joke I know about Harriers!

” What’s the difference between a Harrier pilot and a Harrier?”


Answers on a postcard!
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Old 23rd Oct 2018, 21:36
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A Harrier stops whining when the engine is shut down?
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Old 23rd Oct 2018, 22:01
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What's the difference between a Harrier pilot and a 1,000lb bomb?
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Old 23rd Oct 2018, 22:06
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Not all 1000lb bombs are retarded? Surely that's the difference 'tween a Navigator and a 1000lb bomb?
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Re. said Harrier pilots, whilst at JHQ I overheard a description of a teenager "he is ignorant and arrogant enough to be a .............
Join the dots.
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Old 24th Oct 2018, 15:33
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This will get Newt back here.

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I have fantastic memories of GUT in the late 80's, with all those paid camping holidays.
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Güt in the early eighties, CMC of the Sgts mess (my boss) declares that he intends to sell 50,000 ticket. . .
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Two anecdotes on Christmas Draws:
1. In the Officers Mess, with a massive sum of money as the first prize, the Padre was selected as an honest man to pull out the winning ticket. He pulls out his own . . . . . . . .
2. In the Sgts Mess, the top prize is a car. The draw commitee decides to speed things up on the night by drawing tickets beforehand and putting them in envelopes to be opened later. The final envelope is opened to reveal . . . . 2 tickets. Neither ticket holder would compromise and in the end the Sgts Mess had to provide each one with a car.
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 19:49
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Ah, the Padre...

Nice fellow. Always willing to join in and take a beer. Short arms, long pockets.

It was ironic that he won.

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Old 7th Nov 2018, 20:09
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Wonderful shot Dook!

Pity they were all fairly useless, operationally; good sports cars though.
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Wonderful shot Dook!

Pity they were all fairly useless, operationally; good sports cars though.
This is surely a shot of 74 squadron, were they ever at Gutersloh? My boys were 19 and 92. Perhaps it was a huge detachment or exchange?
Either way, orgasmic shot
Time for a sherbet
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 21:55
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I think 74 disbanded before Lightnings were painted in such a scheme. The device on the tails seems to be that of 92 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No._92_Squadron_RAF
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Thank you, I believe you are correct ..... I thought the tail device was a pussy cat.
Clearly the promise of a sherbet deranged me.
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Ah, the Padre..Always willing to join in and take a beer. Short arms, long pockets.
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Yep, that's him. He certainly didn't spend his winnings buying rounds.
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