Middle age !

[alisoncc]

You've got to think positive. There are advantages to Alzheimers, you get to meet so many new people.

[sycamore]

-and every few minutes !

[goudie]

Do I post here often?

[Still Wee Jock]

...thinking I've gone blind then realising I've got the wife's specs on...muddling up all the kids' plus the dog's names....forgetting why I've opened the fridge (unless it's for alcohol)....calling all unknown objects 'thingeys'....finding out a new born baby I baby sat for is a Typhoon pilot. There back where we started.

[Gulfstreamaviator]

My Daddy told me

Call all females my dear, and you wont go wrong.

Worked until he had dinner with Mrs Thatcher.

Still works for me.

glf

[Still Wee Jock]

Not joking, either, young Lockwood.