Snapshot's 'One for the Weekend' Caption Comp No3

[Snapshot]

Its that time again, one from overseas this time, my favourite place.



How about,
"Jan Smutts Twr, we think we lost the Glide Slope?"

Or

"Waterkloof Ops, we located the target"

Cant wait for the Coke jokes!
It seems everything is South Africa is sponsored by...

Snapshot
www.AvCollect.com

[L J R]

Caption for Shackleton Pic:


The sign says NO SMOKING within 60 Feet. Well then, I guess a start is out of the question.


[Based on my memory of some Shackletons operating from Darwin in the mid '60s, when I was a nipper.]

[Skycop]

"And the winner of the spot landing competition is..."

[Ham Phisted]

"36 000 lbs of unleaded please"

[ragspanner]

" I said patrol station, not petrol station ! ".

[Snapshot]

Some great replies so far, Far better than my effort! Rag Spanner, just in front I think, like it a lot, well done.
Snaps

[X-QUORK]

" We'll have six Double-Cheese-Fat Burgers, three Huge Fries, three bags of onion rings, nine donuts and three large Diet Cokes please."

[callsign Metman]

Editor to Junior reporter :-

" No No you fool... I said I wanted a picture of Shackleton in South Georgia, SOUTHERN ATLANTIC not Southern America!!"

[samsonyte]

Sponsorship deal for new RAF 'stealth bomber' gets off to a bad start ...

[N Genfire]

"I dont care if you do want to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony co, put this aircraft back in its original livery by sunrise or I will cut yer b***s off!"

[Hagbard the Amateur]

"I guess that the sponsors went a bit too far asking us to put it in the bl00dy fuel tanks."

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[ShyTorque]

"Sorry Captain, she just won't go. It looks like all four are coked up".

ShyT

[Dimmer Switch]

The garage owner is saying to a customer,"You should've been here last week mate, a Bucc went over even lower than that!"

[RRAAMJET]

"Irish Air Corps test new air-to-ground refuelling technique...."


"...you made a complete coke-up of that approach, Laddie...."

[STANDTO]

I asked for the QNH, not KFC

[BEagle]

Ja, mijnheer, Captain van de Meerve of the Zuid Afrikaans police here. We have reason to believe that you may have stashed several tons of Coke on your roof.........

(Apologies to any Yarp-mates for the cr@p attempt at Afrikaans...)

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[Snapshot]

BEagle,
Got to be the best so far, best of many excellent suggestions.

Geod gedoen op jou Afrikaanse.
Enege mens van die SAP (South African Police) sou hulle brooke piss om dit ge hoor!

Roughly translated: 'Well done on your attempt on Afrikaans, any member of the SAP would Pi$$ his sides if he read your post'

Snapshot
www.AvCollect.com

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[fobotcso]

1. Alright, now get it off again.

2. Okay Pepsi; beat that!

Edited to add my second.

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[N Genfire]

"Let me get this right boss, we dress up like this so they think we cant be American, because Americans in disguise would not dress like this 'cause people would think they were Americans, so we cant be Americans right, and we drop this disguised fuel air bomb disguised as a ummmm fuel station, 'cause no one would expect a fuel station to be a real fuel air bomb. Am I getting close? Phew talk about black ops............."

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Not if I can do it tomorrow.........

[Kiting for Boys]

Would MacDonalds Cola be alright sir?