My beautiful Weber!

[dctyke]

My weber was purchased at Kalkar px in 1977 (mad dash from Laarbruch when word got out that they had stock in)............. still going strong after a return tour in RAFG and many many camping trips...........
Refurbed with bits I 'claimed' when we did a mad dash out of Incerlik 26 years later. Legs are getting a bit unsteady now (mine and the weber:-)

[Howabout]

dctyke,

A lovely story in dedication to the Orb. 1977 must be some sort of record - can anyone do any better?

I trust that the 1977 version remains a 'manual,' as opposed to the heathen 'automatic' version used by GASSERS. Unfortuately, their short attention spans, dedication to pyjama cricket and Rugby League, and inexplicable liking for a P155 called VB puts them in the 'tragic' category. But we must be charitable, as my dear mother always said, towards those that stray and indulge in deviant behaviour. Hence, we must have sympathy and love for the poor, misguided souls in the hope of eventual salvation.

WWW,

Spot on! Ain't coals so flexible - done the same myself and the beast arced up beautifully after a similar timeframe. I'll take the flexibility (isn't that one of the Principles of Airpower? - memory is dimming - but it injects some relevance for the Mods), and, more importantly, the taste, any day.

Eacott,

Your capacity for upsetting fellow correspondents has reached new heights. You totally ruined my evening with your reference to Chilli Crab. Do you have no heart man??

Kluge,

Get with the program! Hot-plates on Webers? I wouldn't insult mine with such a perversion. It's designed for joints man! joints! Maybe you should get one of those Dancocks that were referred to a few pages back!

As regards Australia's unceremonious dumping out of the Pyjama Twenty/20, I couldn't give a rat's. If I was a GASSER I'd probably be weeping in my VB. As a non-GAS practitioner, I only care about the real form of the game. It's the Ashes that will sort out the men from the boys.

[dctyke]

Howabout,

But of course it's coal powered, it's just not the same with gas! Just been out to take a pic of the ol gal. Note the mod with the ash collector (the bit I 'rescued from Incerlik'.

................er ok, how do I send a pic by url?

[Howabout]

dctyke,

I sympathise. I can post from external sources, but am buggered how to extract pictures off my drive to post on PPrune.

However, I need that picture of the 1977 Weber.

JE, seeing how you tortured me with the crab, and posted a picture of the chalet, what's the chance of giving dctyke a pointer.

No smatassed replies from GASSERS regarding my aged, technological incompetence thankyou.

[kluge]

...regarding my aged, technological incompetence...

Never will there be any comments regarding your technological incompetence sir. After all this is PPRuNe.

An interesting snippet.

"The process of grilling must also be defined in terms of the fuel used. There are several different types of grills, but gas and charcoal are by far the most common. They are also the source of the great grill debate: efficiency versus flavor (and don’t we know it). Today, gas grills represent about 60 percent of sales to household consumers. It is clear that they have their advantages, the most touted being ease of use, not having to add more fuel during long cookouts, and a juicy end product . Grilling purists, however, argue that hardwood charcoal gives a better flavor, and a smoky, drier character . The fuel source for charcoal grills has been recognized for at least five thousand years. No one is certain who discovered charcoal, but evidence of early use has been found all over the world. What most consumers may not know is that charcoal is actually wood; it is created by heating wood to high temperatures. Charcoal does provide a distinctive flavor that is not easily reproduced. And with the use of hardwoods like hickory, cherry, and mesquite, the flavor profile of the final product may have infinite variety . It is a tough decision for many people: the convenience of a gas grill against the flavor of charcoal.”

In the context of this and the evolution of mankind – how many non gas users continue to scrape their knuckles whilst walking?

Finally – let’s hope that you don’t use Biomass briquettes - they are made from agricultural waste . Gives your steak that certain nutty flavour

[Howabout]

In the context of this and the evolution of mankind – how many non gas users continue to scrape their knuckles whilst walking?

Absolutely none Kluge. As I have explained before, GAS = instant gratification = short attention span = pyjama cricket = VB = rugby league. Rugby League is the code of the knuckle-draggers on this planet, particularly in this country. The expression 'thick as two short planks' comes to mind, but in their case it's probably closer to four, or five, or six.....Hence, GAS use, by extension, can also be legitimately attributed to the slow-learner category in the population.

After all, it was a well known rugby league player, who was in NZ for a game, when quizzed by a journalist over breakfast about the amount of bacon on his plate, said that 'yes it was a huge plate of bacon,' but that wouldn't dent the supply because NZ has 'plenty of bloody sheep.' The man was obviously a knuckle-dragging GASSER.

In comparison, the more discerning, and thoughtful, Weber devotees considered both options, performed a mental appreciation process (of which knuckle-draggers are incapable) and came to the conclusion that the flavour of non-gas was far preferable to the (alleged) convenience of GAS.

[BEagle]

Regarding posting photos on PPRuNe, see:

http://www.pprune.org/spectators-bal...une-guide.html

Very simple - easiest way is to put your photo onto some free photo hosting website such as Photobucket, then copy the URL into your post.

So simple that even someone with the attention span required for jim-jam 20/20 cricket or cooking with gas could probably follow it!

What's that strange yellow thing up there in the sky? Could it mean that my noble blackfellow might get some work this evening?

[dctyke]

Thanks BEagle, lets hope it works via photobucket!

[kluge]

Absolutely none

Howabout - Now, now, wearing gloves is cheating.


Not sure what logic base you are using old chap but it's certainly not Boolean, Ternary, Venn or even OODA in origin.

Please don't inhale the fumes from those Biomass briquettes.



This chap in Godzone you say, from the Western Isle was he?

[kluge]

It’s all gone very quiet from the non-gas users (nGU's) - smoke inhalation perhaps?

Or is it because;

1. Primitive Man (nGU) = (perceived flavour - history_lesson) + (scraped knuckles/gloves) / Biomass briquettes

or

2. Juicy end Product (GU) = wx_window_advantage(clean+ ease_of_use + less fuel + more_efficient)


Answers as an equation please correcting for density altitude.

[John Eacott]

Anyone notice a trend here? The knuckle draggers:

Have a penchant for Fosters (or had, until steered in a better direction)

Call Green Label "Vickie Bravo"

Put beer in the freezer



Those with the CDF to use gas:

Cook decent tucker (crab, crays, prawns, etc)

Drink decent ales, eg Boags, Coopers, etc, suitably chilled in the beer fridge, failing that stick it in a snowdrift

Wash down the red meat with suitable wines, eg De Bortolis, Hensche, or Penfolds Bin 95. (Look up the Bin 95, BEags: you'll appreciate it )

It's now Friday Night, time for a wee dram of Dalmore to get the evening going




ps at least one knuckle dragger eats at Jimmy Watsons, so there is some hope

[kluge]

Entirely correct.

And with nGUs consistently banging on about their “blackfellows” which inevitably deliver a lesser juicy end product it seems that the tables are now well and truly turned.

Indeed the case has been made and is substantiated - Non GAS Usersare gay.

Q.E.D

[Howabout]

Yep Kluge, I'm as gay as all get out. Gay that the joint turned out so well tonight (family get together), gay that I didn't have to drink VB p155, gay that rugby league wasn't on the TV, and gay that I don't have any fixation for mindless pastimes, like the pyjama game, that fixate GASSERS.

There's a big difference between being gay, in the real meaning of the word, and a fairy that uses GAS.

As for you JE, I'm surprised that you've been inside. As a GASMAN, I'd have thought Pizza Hut was more your style. No waiting - instant gratification.

[angels]

Oh dear. Into the Dragons' Den.

I started a barbie thread on JB, little knowing of this thread -- to which I was pointed.

Must say, I was going for gas. But (without checking 600 posts) I reckon that the simple fayre I want to cook, bangers (snags), burgers, small steaks etc would be better enhanced by the use of charcoal.

If I grill them using gas I may just as well do it 10 yards away on the oven, right?

I've seen a Weber (I'd never heard of them before I started my barbie thread) in the local Homebase, it looks nifty, has a detachable ash tray etc and seems just right.

Does this make me a knuckledragger??!!

[kluge]

nGU trying to light a Weber

....and without gloves too.

[Solid Rust Twotter]

Yep Kluge, I'm as gay as all get out. Gay that the joint turned out so well tonight (family get together), gay that I didn't have to drink VB p155, gay that rugby league wasn't on the TV, and gay that I don't have any fixation for mindless pastimes, like the pyjama game, that fixate GASSERS.

Well, being a Weber user you're merely mincing. The gas users are flaming. Nothing beats hardekool from the bushveld in an old oil drum.








...And I've stopped peeling bananas with my feet, so there.....

[kluge]

South African BBQ Etiquette

South Africans are serious about braaing [braai = barbecue].
It’s so serious there’s even a hierarchy – first the tong master, then the boerie layer, and finally the fork pronger.


SRT - all sounds very suspicious to me.


Sure it's not tongue master?

These boerie - pls keep your paraphilia to yourself thank you.

And as for fork pronger

[Solid Rust Twotter]

Posers. Probably filmed in Oz or something. Not a real braai - the use of the Devil's Scrotum is a dead giveaway.

[kluge]

Ah SRT - yes you are right, that special primeval fungus....something to do with Biomass I think.



I am reliably informed that the following are images of a certain Weber nGU that posts on this very thread.

Here he is enjoying a joke......



.....and then this image was captured when he realised that he didn't quite understand the punchline....................sad really.

[Roland Pulfrew]

Ouch - That's not supposed to happen!

At last I've found a less tenuous link between military aviation and Webers (well BBQs anyway)!

From today's Telegraph:

A man burned his arm when lightning struck a fork he was using to prod sausages on a barbecue. Eric Brocklebank, 64, spent two days in hospital after he was caught in an electrical storm at an air display at RAF Digby, Lincs.....

I was told the only thing I could say as I drifted in and out of consciousness was 'sausages'....