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By JACK DORSEY, The Virginian-Pilot
© December 22, 2005 | Last updated 11:20 PM Dec. 22
NORFOLK — The Navy said Thursday a Texas-based helicopter crewman who fell to his death in October was performing a stunt called “Supermanning.”
The stunt involved hanging from an open cargo door and letting the rushing wind “fly” his body, attached only by a safety belt.
Supermanning may have been in practice for as long as 10 years, according to the Norfolk-based admiral who oversaw an investigation into the crewman’s death. Senior officers, however, said they’d never heard of the stunt.
Rear Adm. Denby H. Starling II, commander of the Atlantic Fleet Naval Air Force, said he has disciplined eight other crew members from the Corpus Christi squadron for performing a similar stunt or failing to report the activity to superiors.
The stunt involved an MH-53 Sea Dragon helicopter such as this one. U.S. NAVY
“My initial reaction was that I was absolutely flabbergasted,” Starling said in a recent interview. “I figured this had to be a one-time deal, but when we asked questions, we found out it was not. Other guys in this squadron had engaged in this kind of activity as well.”
Starling, who’s been in naval aviation for 30 years, said he’d never heard of Supermanning and said he believes this was the first time someone died during the stunt.
“I am not sure we will ever be able to determine every single instance,” the admiral said, but “we certainly will be willing to hold anybody accountable” who knew about the activity.
Petty Officer 2nd C lass Aviation Brian K. Joplin, 32, an aviation machinist’s mate from Hugo, Okla., died Oct. 4 after falling about 125 feet to the Persian Gulf. He was assigned to Helicopter Mine Countermeasures Squadron 15 and was flying from Bahrain in an MH-53 Sea Dragon helicopter, the largest in the Navy’s inventory.
The two pilots were unaware of the stunt until just before Joplin fell, according to the investigation.
The general indications are the air crews who engaged in Supermanning “had been around long enough to know this was done when flights involved carrying cargo,” Starling said. “The pilots can’t see all the way back when cargo is stacked up … and my general impression is the sailors went to significant extremes to hide it from the pilots.”
Two other enlisted crew members in the back of the helicopter knew what Joplin was doing and were among those disciplined last week, according to the admiral. The Navy declined to detail their punishments.
Joplin was wearing a 10-foot-long safety belt and attached it to an eyelet on the helicopter’s stern ramp, according to the investigation report, obtained Thursday by The Virginian-Pilot through a Freedom of Information Act request.
In reconstructing the events, investigators said Joplin moved to the back of the helicopter and lowered himself by his gunner’s belt over the edge of the ramp, grabbing a tie-down ring with his left hand and a rib of the airframe with his right hand.
“His legs were flying out behind him horizontally” in “the Superman maneuver,” the report said.
One enlisted crew member took photos of Joplin using her cell phone camera. She and another crew member apparently saw Joplin lose his grip and tried to pull him back into the aircraft but couldn’t because the rushing air was pulling on him.
Meanwhile, the pilots were just discovering what was going on.
“The co-pilot in the left seat noticed in his … mirror, a pair of boots dangling below the back of the aircraft,” the report said. The co-pilot then nudged the pilot in the right seat to get his attention and point out what he saw, according to the report.
The pilot looked in the mirror and thought he saw Joplin sitting on the ramp – not floating outside and below it – and did not think much of it since he presumed Joplin was attached to the aircraft with his gunner’s belt.
The co-pilot asked the other crew members by radio if everything was OK and was told it was, according to the report.
But then crew members saw Joplin’s belt start to slip and still could not get him inside the helicopter.
They told the pilot to slow down immediately and lower altitude.
“The co-pilot aggressively decelerated and descended,” the report said.
But it was too late. Almost immediately, one of the crew members said, Joplin had fallen. It was 11:23 a.m., and the aircraft was flying at 125 feet and 35 knots.
Joplin’s gunner’s belt, which was tight around his waist, apparently rose up his body, compressing his chest. Investigators believe that caused him to lose consciousness. With his hands stretched above his head, the belt slipped past his shoulders, knocked off his helmet and came free, causing Joplin to fall.
His body was found about four hours later.
Starling said he is not certain how long Supermanning has been practiced.
“It becomes difficult to separate fact from urban legend,” he said. “I know for a fact, in this command, the cases I was able to document went back to 2004. We have heard other testimony, much of it anecdotal, that indicates this has gone on to some degree since probably the mid-’90 s.”
Four air crew members in the squadron admitted to performing the Superman maneuver in the past, according to the report.
“Between 1994 and 1995, the practice of stunts in flight was prevalent,” the investigators said. “Other maneuvers were the 'slide for life,’ where they would swing out on a safety line and 'slingshot’ back into the aircraft.”
While it would be incorrect to call the stunts widespread, it was “not uncommon,” Starling said.
When he learned Supermanning was taking place in HM-15’s squadron, Starling immediately went to the Texas base to convene an Admiral’s Mast, an administrative hearing to discipline offenders without the more formal courts martial.
Those who admitted participating in the stunts, or who knew of the activities but failed to report them, were disciplined Dec. 16 .
Those involved were seven men and one woman, Starling said, ranging in rates from petty officer third class to petty officer first class.
Starling said he is allowed under mast to demote, fine, forfeit pay and restrict sailors, and he indicated, without details, that is what he did.
He also stripped them of their air crew designations, meaning they will never fly as aircraft crew members again. They were, however, allowed to remain in the Navy and in the squadron.
The disciplined sailors all had considerable experience, and some had been chosen as “sailors of the quarter” in the squadron.
“For the most part, they were not the folks you would expect to see doing this,” Starling said.
Joplin lived in Corpus Christi, Texas , with his wife and two young daughters. His mother and one of his sisters were killed just before his death in a car crash in Ada, Okla. He also is survived by two brothers, a sister and his father.
Navy officials notified the family of the investigation’s findings Thursday after Starling officially completed the investigation. T he commanding officer of HM-15 flew to their home to present the conclusions to them.
Joplin’s death was ruled as occurring in the line of duty.
The report recommended, among other things, an official prohibition against performing unsafe maneuvers in the back of naval aircraft.
There currently is nothing expressly banning Supermanning.
© December 22, 2005 | Last updated 11:20 PM Dec. 22
NORFOLK — The Navy said Thursday a Texas-based helicopter crewman who fell to his death in October was performing a stunt called “Supermanning.”
The stunt involved hanging from an open cargo door and letting the rushing wind “fly” his body, attached only by a safety belt.
Supermanning may have been in practice for as long as 10 years, according to the Norfolk-based admiral who oversaw an investigation into the crewman’s death. Senior officers, however, said they’d never heard of the stunt.
Rear Adm. Denby H. Starling II, commander of the Atlantic Fleet Naval Air Force, said he has disciplined eight other crew members from the Corpus Christi squadron for performing a similar stunt or failing to report the activity to superiors.
The stunt involved an MH-53 Sea Dragon helicopter such as this one. U.S. NAVY
“My initial reaction was that I was absolutely flabbergasted,” Starling said in a recent interview. “I figured this had to be a one-time deal, but when we asked questions, we found out it was not. Other guys in this squadron had engaged in this kind of activity as well.”
Starling, who’s been in naval aviation for 30 years, said he’d never heard of Supermanning and said he believes this was the first time someone died during the stunt.
“I am not sure we will ever be able to determine every single instance,” the admiral said, but “we certainly will be willing to hold anybody accountable” who knew about the activity.
Petty Officer 2nd C lass Aviation Brian K. Joplin, 32, an aviation machinist’s mate from Hugo, Okla., died Oct. 4 after falling about 125 feet to the Persian Gulf. He was assigned to Helicopter Mine Countermeasures Squadron 15 and was flying from Bahrain in an MH-53 Sea Dragon helicopter, the largest in the Navy’s inventory.
The two pilots were unaware of the stunt until just before Joplin fell, according to the investigation.
The general indications are the air crews who engaged in Supermanning “had been around long enough to know this was done when flights involved carrying cargo,” Starling said. “The pilots can’t see all the way back when cargo is stacked up … and my general impression is the sailors went to significant extremes to hide it from the pilots.”
Two other enlisted crew members in the back of the helicopter knew what Joplin was doing and were among those disciplined last week, according to the admiral. The Navy declined to detail their punishments.
Joplin was wearing a 10-foot-long safety belt and attached it to an eyelet on the helicopter’s stern ramp, according to the investigation report, obtained Thursday by The Virginian-Pilot through a Freedom of Information Act request.
In reconstructing the events, investigators said Joplin moved to the back of the helicopter and lowered himself by his gunner’s belt over the edge of the ramp, grabbing a tie-down ring with his left hand and a rib of the airframe with his right hand.
“His legs were flying out behind him horizontally” in “the Superman maneuver,” the report said.
One enlisted crew member took photos of Joplin using her cell phone camera. She and another crew member apparently saw Joplin lose his grip and tried to pull him back into the aircraft but couldn’t because the rushing air was pulling on him.
Meanwhile, the pilots were just discovering what was going on.
“The co-pilot in the left seat noticed in his … mirror, a pair of boots dangling below the back of the aircraft,” the report said. The co-pilot then nudged the pilot in the right seat to get his attention and point out what he saw, according to the report.
The pilot looked in the mirror and thought he saw Joplin sitting on the ramp – not floating outside and below it – and did not think much of it since he presumed Joplin was attached to the aircraft with his gunner’s belt.
The co-pilot asked the other crew members by radio if everything was OK and was told it was, according to the report.
But then crew members saw Joplin’s belt start to slip and still could not get him inside the helicopter.
They told the pilot to slow down immediately and lower altitude.
“The co-pilot aggressively decelerated and descended,” the report said.
But it was too late. Almost immediately, one of the crew members said, Joplin had fallen. It was 11:23 a.m., and the aircraft was flying at 125 feet and 35 knots.
Joplin’s gunner’s belt, which was tight around his waist, apparently rose up his body, compressing his chest. Investigators believe that caused him to lose consciousness. With his hands stretched above his head, the belt slipped past his shoulders, knocked off his helmet and came free, causing Joplin to fall.
His body was found about four hours later.
Starling said he is not certain how long Supermanning has been practiced.
“It becomes difficult to separate fact from urban legend,” he said. “I know for a fact, in this command, the cases I was able to document went back to 2004. We have heard other testimony, much of it anecdotal, that indicates this has gone on to some degree since probably the mid-’90 s.”
Four air crew members in the squadron admitted to performing the Superman maneuver in the past, according to the report.
“Between 1994 and 1995, the practice of stunts in flight was prevalent,” the investigators said. “Other maneuvers were the 'slide for life,’ where they would swing out on a safety line and 'slingshot’ back into the aircraft.”
While it would be incorrect to call the stunts widespread, it was “not uncommon,” Starling said.
When he learned Supermanning was taking place in HM-15’s squadron, Starling immediately went to the Texas base to convene an Admiral’s Mast, an administrative hearing to discipline offenders without the more formal courts martial.
Those who admitted participating in the stunts, or who knew of the activities but failed to report them, were disciplined Dec. 16 .
Those involved were seven men and one woman, Starling said, ranging in rates from petty officer third class to petty officer first class.
Starling said he is allowed under mast to demote, fine, forfeit pay and restrict sailors, and he indicated, without details, that is what he did.
He also stripped them of their air crew designations, meaning they will never fly as aircraft crew members again. They were, however, allowed to remain in the Navy and in the squadron.
The disciplined sailors all had considerable experience, and some had been chosen as “sailors of the quarter” in the squadron.
“For the most part, they were not the folks you would expect to see doing this,” Starling said.
Joplin lived in Corpus Christi, Texas , with his wife and two young daughters. His mother and one of his sisters were killed just before his death in a car crash in Ada, Okla. He also is survived by two brothers, a sister and his father.
Navy officials notified the family of the investigation’s findings Thursday after Starling officially completed the investigation. T he commanding officer of HM-15 flew to their home to present the conclusions to them.
Joplin’s death was ruled as occurring in the line of duty.
The report recommended, among other things, an official prohibition against performing unsafe maneuvers in the back of naval aircraft.
There currently is nothing expressly banning Supermanning.
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Blimey! Sitting on the ramp watching the world go by with your feet overhanging is one thing but... supermanning!?! Never heard of it and would not have believed it even if I had!!!
The report recommended, among other things, an official prohibition against performing unsafe maneuvers in the back of naval aircraft.
Years ago, had a crew that enjoyed climbing down into underslung loads and removing cases of steak, chicken, cases of beer and soda.
Discovered what they were doing when I saw them them at it one day....and upon landing had a "Come to Jesus Meeting" with them".
Bottomline of the argument was I did not intend to ever have to write their Mother and tell her they died while being stupid and a thief.
We were writing enough of the letters for other reasons.
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There currently is nothing expressly banning Supermanning.
There's nothing expressly banning lighting a bonfire in the back of Fat Albert and roasting an ox over it, either.In case anyone is so minded: Darwin awards nomination page
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There's nothing expressly banning lighting a bonfire in the back of Fat Albert and roasting an ox over it, either.
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There's nothing expressly banning lighting a bonfire in the back of Fat Albert and roasting an ox over it, either.
Sure as hell would beat eating Frozo's though
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Interesting that you raise the possibility of an airborne hog roast:
1. My CO back in the days when I was a Spacey was a National Serviceman in Aden and used to tell us the story of when he was on the crash crew and they got a call telling them that a DC 3 was on its way in with its tail on fire. A bunch of hajjis on their way back from Mecca decided to roast a sheep.
2. (Early 1990s) My best friend from school went to India in his gap year. He took the cheapest flight available (Aeroflot- and I can hear your alarm bells ringing already). On the leg from Moscow to New Delhi, as soon as the seatbelt signs were off (for those that had seatbelts) the Indians on board reached up into the overhead lockers and pulled out gas camping stoves!
1. My CO back in the days when I was a Spacey was a National Serviceman in Aden and used to tell us the story of when he was on the crash crew and they got a call telling them that a DC 3 was on its way in with its tail on fire. A bunch of hajjis on their way back from Mecca decided to roast a sheep.
2. (Early 1990s) My best friend from school went to India in his gap year. He took the cheapest flight available (Aeroflot- and I can hear your alarm bells ringing already). On the leg from Moscow to New Delhi, as soon as the seatbelt signs were off (for those that had seatbelts) the Indians on board reached up into the overhead lockers and pulled out gas camping stoves!
Not enough $$$ ...
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I don't see the problem, W_I - as long as they were careful it shouldn't be an issue .
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.... still looking for that damn "tongue-in-cheek" emoticon.
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Talking of ox-roasts in the back of c-130's, has anyone heard of the incident a few years back involving a live bull? Apparently it was nabbed in the Far East and lashed to the deck of a (non-UK) herc, but broke free in flight. So dangerous was the now free and highly disgruntled animal that in the end the only solution was to lower the ramp and let the furious beast make a bid for freedom... falling several thousand feet into the South China Sea!
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http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/cowtao.htm
You mean this made-up internet story, or another permutation thereof?
"I saw it on the net, so it must be true...."
You mean this made-up internet story, or another permutation thereof?
A very strange true story:
Earlier this year, the dazed crew of a Japanese trawler were plucked of the Sea of Japan clinging to the wreckage of their sunken ship. Their rescue, however, was followed by immediate imprisonment once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss. To a man they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within minutes.
They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily taken off for home. Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was ill-equipped to manage a now rampaging cow within its hold. To save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
Earlier this year, the dazed crew of a Japanese trawler were plucked of the Sea of Japan clinging to the wreckage of their sunken ship. Their rescue, however, was followed by immediate imprisonment once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss. To a man they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within minutes.
They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily taken off for home. Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was ill-equipped to manage a now rampaging cow within its hold. To save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
In a similar mould of stupidity is the guy who thought it would be a good idea to hold up an airline flight, rob passengers and crew of all their valuable items and then make his 'cunning' escape. This involved getting the pilot to descend below 10,000ft before jumping out of the aircraft with a parachute... that he had fashioned himself from bed sheets and the like.
Needless to say it didn't work and his body was found in a rather big hole on a swamp!
But at least he got the pilot to descend so he would have been conscious for the last moments of his life!
Needless to say it didn't work and his body was found in a rather big hole on a swamp!
But at least he got the pilot to descend so he would have been conscious for the last moments of his life!
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There was a crewman (Master Sig) on our squadron who used to delight in climbing up the leg of a Wessex in flight and grabbing the pilot. I had it done to me once and it scared me s*itless. I was about to get my 1000 hr on that sortie and this was his idea of a jolly jape. The consequent unrequested roll of the aircraft caused him to fall off the leg and left him clinging to the seat and step and supported by his harness. Fortunately nobody came to any harm.
Perfect specimen for the above award.
Perfect specimen for the above award.
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Pre-dating Fat Albert in the Falklands, our Nimrod skipper in the 70s told us of an inadvertent cargo flight.
The loadie followed the pallet out and was flying in close formation with the truck.
"Microphone loadie" called the flight deck. He's outside came the reply.
The loadie followed the pallet out and was flying in close formation with the truck.
"Microphone loadie" called the flight deck. He's outside came the reply.