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Sank a few browns in the ARC, cadged a lift with the blue light taxi firm in the MGR. Finished off the night with CinC Home Command giving me a quick tune on the Pink Obo. Lovely girl.
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B2 fm GVTF @ XW H2S calib on Dudgeon LS, then ML trans to LL EP23A – 30 with 1x28lb PB Wainfleet. Then cl HL for lim aids navex to NTP ADN using Astro only. Made it +- 15secs and sel for N Team.
Weep, Beags!
Weep, Beags!
Ah - but LL on the MLR was for girls. Esp. EP23-31! Nearly lobbed one outside the Tain DA when still on HRS & Central instead of BOMB. Still - mucho affil after a Spade run, incl an evasive which was a deffo Delta Hotel. Waxed the Lightnings, then RTB with only Plan2 TOD gas - quickie PAR then 5 crew browns in the scruffs.
I haven't heard many "VTOing onto the MEXE" or "Tripped the lims" bona jet banter on here yet, VIFF VIFF!
I haven't heard many "VTOing onto the MEXE" or "Tripped the lims" bona jet banter on here yet, VIFF VIFF!
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Finished off the night with CinC Home Command giving me a quick tune on the Pink Obo. Lovely girl.

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Just been ASOR'd by ScOACC during a TOO run in OTA E - RISed a Jetstream straight through my furball. [email protected]!
I’ll do the 700, you head out, do the walkround & flash it up. I’ll be out in 10 with a couple of Baldricks from Brigade, whiz them out to the area low-level, show them where we’ll engage 3rd Shock Army’s finest, run back, minitans let-down into the bug out area, sim one-donk back in, shake up the crash-crew, home for tops-off at the Flight Safety Meeting. You then go domestic, RV in the Mess at beer o’clock in your drinking trousers.
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And don't bring the frau.
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And don't bring the frau.

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Ras'd a few solids, gave the MOPS and beano.....pressed. Jazzed the cans for a Frank Sinatra with some mud pukes. Stimp boy was on tit 13....clara all day, but Freddie had his hands in the racasan. Dropped a cog and gave it 'andful.......bit of an arse raping although we were touching cloth at one stage. Ganned Hame, fed the pigs. Sweet work.
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Got a shake at o'dark thirty, stopped at the gadaffi for a goffa on the way to the ACRB and had a plate of train smash before ripple brief. Double-bubble CASEX with SOBS, 30 LOFARs and an EVT on the side. RTB'd for a high drink halfway through from 5 spot as the stovie W#nkers kept us out of shol for a DL. Told by little F to pick up the sky pilot for a BISHTAX instead of carrying on with the JEZ. Dropped him off with the seppos, headed back at maxy chat and charlied at MLA in time for standeasy.
And the scary thing is I didn't need jackspeak...
And the scary thing is I didn't need jackspeak...
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saw the SWO threw one up by mistake, he got the jist and sent me to the scribblies in PSF at SHQ, to get a one way from OCA, now on a Fizzer, OCENG found out , he told the JENGO, now doing jankers for the Jolly jape pulled. Now i strap all the growbags in and do all the AFBF's cause the Floppy Sausage has got in on the act and told my Sneck to keep my busy, No going down to the colonel tonight to check out all the blart. no my lomg gongs gone for a burton.