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Old 14th Apr 2005, 15:06
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Its all turned in to a bit of a fuster cluck!
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Old 14th Apr 2005, 15:13
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From the wonderful Brigadier John Bagnall (deceased), god bless 'im.


"The amount of effort you put into something is in inverse proportion to the amount of discomfort you get if you don't"
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Old 14th Apr 2005, 15:13
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She's a BOBFOC - Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch!
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Old 14th Apr 2005, 15:30
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(variation on the one from PT6ER which I've used in the past during a long evenings drinking in the Mess, where she managed to buy not a single drink!)

'What's the difference between a coconut and Flt Lt xxxx (WRAF Officer)?'

'You can get a drink out of a coconut!'
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Old 14th Apr 2005, 16:32
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Another variation on the theme:

How do you get a drink out of Flt Lt xxxx?

Stick your fingers down her throat
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Old 14th Apr 2005, 20:09
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What's the difference between a Hercules (or Nimrod or E-3 etc.) and a hedgehog?...

The pr!cks are on the outside of a hedghog
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Old 15th Apr 2005, 12:51
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Happiness is RAF Cranwell/Swinderby/Marham/Buchan/Basra etc in the rear view mirror.

Or.....

Tristar bringing home troops after 4 months in the FaIklands. Pilot says 'Welcome on board to all the members of WRAF who are now officially ugly again'
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Old 15th Apr 2005, 14:52
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We once had CO known as "The Pill" - coz he was small, round and had no conception!!
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Old 15th Apr 2005, 17:09
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I wish I could claim this but I cant

In the bar a youf co pilot telling tails of daring do over and into Bagdad.
Very senior Master (Grumpy old git) joins conversation with "I was in Bagdad before you were even in your dadsbag" !

Youf last seen with coat in hand
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Old 15th Apr 2005, 18:17
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'No Stick...No Vote'


'I bet you wish you did better at school'


'It wasn't a heavy landing'


'Fully serviceable apart from .......'
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Old 15th Apr 2005, 19:09
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An old 201 MAeOp known as Vick - cos he got right up your nose...
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Old 15th Apr 2005, 23:45
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Rupert: That is not the way to address an officer Sar'nt major.

Sargeant Major: Beg pardon sir, I meant "you stupid c*nt sir"
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Old 16th Apr 2005, 00:27
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Talking

How about "Lumpy Jumpers"
AKA WAAFs
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Old 16th Apr 2005, 00:50
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An excellent 'put down'

"Don't do that when you go for your licence"

And what about that old one ?

"Nothing on the clock but the maker's name!"

And an entreaty from a FAC to a section of Mustangs that lingers long after the event.

"Little Friends, Little Friends, come hubba hubba, I'm being attacked."

Came within a smidgen of shooting down a friendly on that occasion.

Last edited by Milt; 16th Apr 2005 at 01:09.
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Old 16th Apr 2005, 04:32
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Of organising senior officers & aircrew...

'It's like herding cats'

Of Harrier aircrew...

'The whining carries on when the engine shuts down'

Nickname of some technicians (on TWCU some time ago)

'Link' - as in missing

'FRUB' - F@@king Really Ugly B@st@rd (he was too)
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Old 16th Apr 2005, 06:28
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Weezer's post reminded me of:

BUFF - Big Ugly Fat Feller

SLUF - Short Little Ugly Feller

..and I seem to remember a couple of nicknames particular to people who might allegedly at one time or another have worked with the AAC:

OVLOV - 'cos that's what was imprinted on his face after the truck hit him (more truth than rumour)

CLANG - 'cos that's the sound the spade made when it hit her face
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Old 16th Apr 2005, 06:31
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Wasn't it 'PANG'?

The goat is out..........
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Old 16th Apr 2005, 07:59
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PANG had a sister who was apparently hit immediately afterwards. She was called BONG.

I'm off to Akronelli tomorrow, hope it doesn't happen to me!!

Regards

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Old 16th Apr 2005, 08:47
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Crop ... as in Crop Circle. Anyone can see he's there but noone knows why or how he got there
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Old 16th Apr 2005, 12:06
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"You can't call me a C**t, I'm a senior officer!"

"Well sir, can I think you're a C**t?"

"Well, I suppose so"

"In that case sir, I think you're a C**t!!"
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