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Old 19th Dec 2017, 10:28
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...it'll buff out.
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 10:29
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Mars you say? I don't think it'll make the Beach let alone Mars!!!
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 10:31
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Broken-awa....
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 10:31
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"Pump 'er out, an' scrape the barnacles off 'er bottom, an' she'll be as good as new !"
 
Old 19th Dec 2017, 10:32
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This humidity & salt water is a killer on metal. We only just parked it here an hour ago!
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 10:44
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Com'on - own up! - who forgot to put the drain plug back ?"
 
Old 19th Dec 2017, 10:49
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"Be fair - even the best of vessels can spring a leak on its Sea Trials!"

Last edited by Danny42C; 19th Dec 2017 at 10:55. Reason: Drive the point home !
 
Old 19th Dec 2017, 10:55
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Apparently Captain's name is Nemo
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 11:05
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You're right. It does tilt to Starboard a little...better write that up in the maintenance log!
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 11:07
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Ahh...we've found the Fleet at last! We're home free boys! Remember the name, Bikini Atoll lads, it'll be our salvation!!!
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 11:10
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"Right, one in each engine bay and start paddling!"
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 12:03
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Its leaking worse than the Queen Elizabeth.
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 12:24
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To be fair - this Sunderland has more chance of staying up than the football team!!
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 14:31
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"Now that's what I call a hop, skip and dump"
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 14:35
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"It could be British, all their junk looks like that fresh from the factory"
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 14:38
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Well if that's Emily, where is Ena at?
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 15:28
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Honest Gunny....It wasn’t here a minute ago!
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 15:35
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Marine-ized aircraft had a different definition in the USMC!
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 16:18
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OK Guys, good job. Now we will see if the Russians copy this one. Probably call it a Great Sea Plane and use it in the Caspian.
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Old 19th Dec 2017, 16:28
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Yep sarge, the defect says “aircraft flies 3/4 ball right of balance and left wing low”
Godammed lousy pilots..if you ask me.
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