Caption competition

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Apparently I was meant to take a famil with one of the "Sky Gods" but I think the chap behind the desk is a touch dyslexic.

[Penny Washers]

I thought I was going to be flying with the Padré - but his dog collar does not have studs in it like yours. It won't stop me praying for salvation, though. . .

[Parson]

'When I said, "Ok, you're P1", I didn't mean for you to.......Well, you'll just have to sit in it now 'til we land'

[CONSO]

Now that I've taught you to throw sticks- its your turn to teach me to to use it or I'll bite !

[dazdaz1]

Get me out of here!!! Cesar Millan wants to put me on a tread mill.

[Ascend Charlie]

Listen, Bloggs, I know you are trying your best on this A2 upgrade ride, but the correct way to encourage your student is not "Who's a good boy, then?"

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, well...as there were no bribes forthcoming, we'll go back to the old fashioned judging method...

Really strong entries for this one, many a good chuckle was had!

Special mention to Treadigraph with

BEagle's cover had been well and truly blown...

In Third place & the Sniff yer Backside award...Nutty with

"Well this makes a change, flying a cargo plane full of dog **** out of Hong Kong, but prepackaged"

In second place and the Lick your own...never mind, award...Squeaker with

Geoff was beginning to think that his new Thai mail order bride didn't look much like her picture on the internet.

But our winner this round, doing themselves & the CST proud is...Pontious Navigator with

Where did you say the target was? NK? You're all right, they would only make you a POW.

[squeaker]

Bah! Off to lick my....wounds.
Well done Pontious!

[Pontius Navigator]

Many thanks Buster, however as squeaker fought a good fight may I ask squeaker to post the next pic.



I am actually working off a phone so can't get a picture.

[NutLoose]

Congratulations everyone and double congrats to PN a worthy winner.

Enjoyed that one.

[squeaker]

Ah, ok, thanks PN, as I'm suffused with Royal Wedding fever, try this:

[Pontius Navigator]

Is that your little gun Harry?

[Lafyar Cokov]

You can tell he's having fun at his wedding - his panzer down!

[c52]

Despite Pres. Trump's state visit coinciding with a Royal Wedding, the happy couple are determined to not to invite him, and take precautions against gate-crashers.

[JAVELINBOY]

Wonder if there's one up the spout?

[cargosales]

When he said he'd be behind her all the way, this wasn't exactly what she had in mind

[ShyTorque]

"Into the breech we go!"

"Good grief, at least wait until we've signed the register and the vicar's gone home!"

[SASless]

Please Harry.....you are acting just like your Brother Andy!

[Buster Hyman]

You said your Dad sent the Cake. I thought he was in the Navy...

[Buster Hyman]

Seriously, I don't think wearing that Nazi outfit again is a good idea...