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Old 25th Nov 2017, 10:46
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While Desmond had struggled to find somewhere to stow his white cane safely, Biffo his guide dog had got right into the swing of things.
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 10:51
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Desmond paused. Did that low growl from the instructor mean he had set the speed bugs incorrectly?
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 11:00
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 11:11
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"Yes, I am a dog, the cabin crew however are a bunch of bitches and mongrels"
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 12:32
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Apologies tower but a dog ate my notams.
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 13:10
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"Following Ryan Air announcing they were cutting cockpit manning to the bone, they attracted a new type of pilot"
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 15:23
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I know you think you're the dog's bollocks but that's my line.
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 17:24
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I retrained as a pilot after they dropped Autolycus from the Nimrod.
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 17:57
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Why do we always get the Dog Watch sortie?
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 19:15
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"You know what they say, it's a dog eat dog world trying to get promoted in this airline."
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 19:31
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Where did you say the target was? NK? You're all right, they would only make you a POW.
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 21:41
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I used to be a Stewie....why do you ask?
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 22:13
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No we do not have a fire hydrant aboard !
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Old 25th Nov 2017, 22:19
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OK, Bouncer, if you've got the leans, I'll take over
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Old 26th Nov 2017, 08:03
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You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours
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Old 26th Nov 2017, 08:11
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Well, I walked in to the recruiting office and they said we want recruits that are agile, adaptable and capable. Well I had just won Crufts agility competition and reckoned I was adaptable and capable so wanted to join the best and become an RAF police dog.

And they said, we only recruit those capable of flying, and here I am.
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Old 26th Nov 2017, 11:15
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Nag ,nag, nag, nag, nag. If your so clever, lets see you land it just using your white stick.
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Old 26th Nov 2017, 11:48
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"And I was made a Squadron leader when I became host to my fleas"
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Old 26th Nov 2017, 12:41
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"Here we are at 1,000 ft, just poodling along ...."
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Old 27th Nov 2017, 07:19
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Last call Ladies & Gents! We've had some cracking entries on this one so it's going to be tough. As always, bribes accepted....
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