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Old 7th Nov 2017, 19:09
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This reminds me of my childhood, we were so poor we lived in a pothole on Route 66.
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"Well, if you knows of a better ‘ole, go to it", said Old Bill
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1914-1918 and this is 2017, not much progress then?
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RSM ... "Your accommodation is SH1T ... tidy up that mess NOW."
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 19:28
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"Anyone notice the tide is coming in?"
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 19:32
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Every time you jump in the bloody pool, Podge, all the bloody water jumps out!
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Stop moaning, it's better than Butlins at Skeggy...
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Pothole? Looxury!
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 20:14
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I suppose we owe the RAF Mud Movers thanks for this
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Geezuzz! That was a bad curry!
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Let's see Alan Titchmarch and Charlie Dimmock sort this one out!
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The Marines' sandcastle competition entry had not gone as well as they'd hoped.....
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How lucky are we? I remember my Grandaddy telling me how awful WW1 was, all that mud & trenches...we've come a long way haven't we?
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Young Officer to his Sergeant "Remember....a good Soldier is always warm and dry!".

Soaking wet Sergeant to the Young Officer.....As their Teeth chattered away....."When you meet that fecker would you please introduce us!".


(Both a caption and the truth....I was the young officer at the time.)
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.....I can't tell what's mud & what's ****e anymore....
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US troops rest during the chase for a rogue dinosaur.
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 11:08
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Young Alf: "Wot dug all this earth out ?" .........Old Bill: "Rats !"
 
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