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Old 27th Oct 2017, 20:28
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"......and there I was, hanging on my....ehm...."
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 20:35
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"Forget the airframe, rescue the girl with the cute hairstyle."
I thought that was Chewbacca....
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 20:41
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If you think Chewey was cute I would hate to see your taste in women.
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 20:45
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"Use the bloody force 'e said, it's gonna take a sh*t load of force and a bloody big crane to sort out this mess out"
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 21:06
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He says he's from the future with a mission to kill an ancestor of Jabba the Hut - someone called Trump.
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 21:33
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This is what happens when you don't Tie Fighters down!
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Old 28th Oct 2017, 00:50
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Well, no wonder the Phalanx shot him down. The M61 Vulcan gun just got confused about the mixed universes!
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Old 28th Oct 2017, 07:10
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"..and who was giving him approach directions? Batman?".
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Old 28th Oct 2017, 07:13
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Just because the "Commander in Chief" exists in a galaxy far far away.........
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Old 28th Oct 2017, 11:34
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What happens when you make the jump to light speed before working out where you'll appear at the other end.
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Old 28th Oct 2017, 11:37
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All that messing about with fancy moving wings and blasters and stuff, and they forget to put brakes on it!
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Old 28th Oct 2017, 16:02
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"I don't know about a Death Star, but there's a One Star upstairs who is about ready to explode"



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Old 28th Oct 2017, 17:27
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The deck officer quickly ascertained that,"the force is not strong in this one".
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Old 29th Oct 2017, 01:38
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"I don't know what happened, I bent forward to snort a few lines and the next thing I knew I was over here"





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Old 29th Oct 2017, 14:34
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Jar Jar Binks has his X-Wing delivered.
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Old 29th Oct 2017, 15:37
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Sopwith's new No-Strutter biplane fails its first deck landing test.
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Old 29th Oct 2017, 18:26
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"It's your turn to tell the Minister his money-saving idea didn't work: we need the tail-fin."
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Old 29th Oct 2017, 22:18
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X-Wing, new to the carrier, assumes the traditional welcoming position!
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F-35 cancelled, then this?
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Old 30th Oct 2017, 09:48
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The Naval design and development team aboard USS Long Island give their verdict on this new aircraft with the aerodynamics of a brick and the forward view of a blindfolded bat.

Heave!
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