Caption competition
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Not PC ....
"You see that Japanese tourist? My Dad was in Burma in the big one. If she moves, don't hesitate, OK?"
"You see that Japanese tourist? My Dad was in Burma in the big one. If she moves, don't hesitate, OK?"
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"Why aren't you wearing a pointed helmet, mate?"
"'Cos my sarnies are in my leg-pouch."
"'Cos my sarnies are in my leg-pouch."
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"So we are looking for a short Eurasian woman, black hair, wearing grey shoes and trousers, a light coloured top with a motif on it and carrying a grey bag?.... Blimey, she could be anywhere mate!"..
Sorry 2
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"When I'm older, the Corporal of Horse says I might have a gun too."
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"Move along, lads, you're spoiling the Stable and Secure image."
From the Police Officer
Oh thank god you made it, I look like this because I am desperate for a huge ***** !
Oh thank god you made it, I look like this because I am desperate for a huge ***** !
Tis the same the world over....the guy with the fancy Uniform and Long Saber gets the Bird!
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"Hampstead Heath, lads? You need a Number 24 bus, just up there, one every 10 minutes ..."
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"Don't worry it's multi cam, it makes us blend in, I bet you can hardly see us"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Wot d'yer mean by "yer mate look like an Action Man...?
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So if we see anybody with white hair and a scraggy beard answering to the name "Jeremy", we're to shoot him, right? Right...
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So if we see anybody with white hair and a scraggy beard answering to the name "Jeremy", we're to shoot him, right? Right...