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When the Base PX announced that new supplies of hotdogs and donuts had arrived, and that it was "first come, first served", the MP's readied themselves for some "queue management".
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I'm compiling the short list already, so be quick
I'm compiling the short list already, so be quick
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OK, let’s see where we ended up [at least, in my mind!].
Firstly, there was no bonus for getting close to my first thought, which was “Behind You!!”
The Topical Joke Award is equally, and justifiably, shared by:
Penny Washers - “Security arrangements for next year's Conservative Party Conference will be toughened up. The extra smoke, however, might provoke the PM's cough.”
Danny42C - “Viva Catalonia!”
JAVELIN BOY - “Who had the idea to use Woodall Spa as a riot training ground?”
Honourable Mentions go to:
Buster Hyman - “The Mosul Line Dancing Society reinstated their Winter Ball.”
andytug - ”Sir..... when you said we were going out clubbing I was rather hoping it would involve alcohol and women......."
squeaker - “Ok, has anyone seen the carrots?”
And now the Winners, in reverse order.
In Third Place,
The Runner-Up -
And the new, albeit temporary, holder of the Coffman Starter Trophy is …
A delightfully 'off the wall' contribution! Applause for the winner, please, and over to you Nutloose. I shall pour myself a glass of wine to celebrate
Firstly, there was no bonus for getting close to my first thought, which was “Behind You!!”
The Topical Joke Award is equally, and justifiably, shared by:
Penny Washers - “Security arrangements for next year's Conservative Party Conference will be toughened up. The extra smoke, however, might provoke the PM's cough.”
Danny42C - “Viva Catalonia!”
JAVELIN BOY - “Who had the idea to use Woodall Spa as a riot training ground?”
Honourable Mentions go to:
Buster Hyman - “The Mosul Line Dancing Society reinstated their Winter Ball.”
andytug - ”Sir..... when you said we were going out clubbing I was rather hoping it would involve alcohol and women......."
squeaker - “Ok, has anyone seen the carrots?”
And now the Winners, in reverse order.
In Third Place,
Originally Posted by Cows getting bigger
"You dancin'?"
"You asking?””
"You asking?””
Originally Posted by andytug
"Remember, the first one to see the enemy has to shout Bang or they don't get awarded the kill!"
Originally Posted by Nutloose
"Extreme Snooker will never catch on you know"
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Applause for the winner,
Sigh...... Oh very well I will allude to the fact that the winning comment had some small amount of merit.
Actually since Nutty was Air Force and not an esteemed member of the Senior Service like myself, I should revise my opinion to well done, you sir exceeded my expectations.
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Cool... Ok I will get a picture sorted out 
Never better Danny, simply lucky
Never better Danny, simply lucky
Sympathy Vote? Nay Mate....the Fix was in!
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You're only jealous Buster because my cheque reached him first... 
Ok on with the next one...
Ok on with the next one...
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"I'd keep an eye on that bloke behind you, Constable ... those ISIS scum like using swords."
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This 9mm v. 5.56mm debate would last for nearly 2 hours.
