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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Right...better get in before that last minute rush!!!......
Runners up include...Andytugs;
And TIEW's;
But the CST goes to Wensleydale with the excellent....
Runners up include...Andytugs;
"For you, ze boar is over!"
Suddenly, Hans realized that when the other chaps had said "You're next!", they weren't thinking what he was thinking.
The night fighter instructor explains "Wilde-Sau" tactics to his students.
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"She flies a bit left wing low, Feldwebel - can you do something about it ?" ........ "Sorry, Herr Oberleutnant, but Gefreiter Hoskinic took the bottom left wing off last night to patch up the bullet holes - und der Dummkopf hat to put it back ganz vergessen !"
Yes sir, of course I believe you, however I vould not be telling anybody else about seeing a small dog flying around on his kennel.
No one had the courage to tell the formidable, but completely colour blind Von Richtofen that his new "muddy brown" camouflage did not actually match the war torn landscape below.
Feldwebel Schmidt....give me a Camel will you....I don't want to be looking for one while I am flying!
Gasp...gargle....gargle!
Sorry Sir?
Gargle....gasp....gargle!!
No sorry sir, afraid I didn't catch it that time either.
Gargle.....feet.....gasp....gargle....scarf!!!
Oh, right sir.
Sorry Sir?
Gargle....gasp....gargle!!
No sorry sir, afraid I didn't catch it that time either.
Gargle.....feet.....gasp....gargle....scarf!!!
Oh, right sir.