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Old 8th Jul 2017, 17:19
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A misprint in the draft of the Pay Review Body's report for 2018 had not led to the expected paltry pay rise.
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Old 8th Jul 2017, 17:20
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Not what the GR4 crew had expected when they asked if they had a "Free Range".
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Old 8th Jul 2017, 22:02
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Originally Posted by HHornet
So is this an example of a wing with a fowl-er flap?
THATS GOT MY VOTE !!
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Old 9th Jul 2017, 06:56
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Originally Posted by andytug
Wow, thanks Wensleydale..... I did like the beaver one though!

See what you make of this one......

After being henpecked into practising his flying drills, he was delighted when his dead drum-stick landing went well.
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Old 9th Jul 2017, 07:01
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"Drat, Drat, and Double Drat. Muttley - you were meant to get the pigeon!"


"Heee-heee-heeee".
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Old 9th Jul 2017, 09:31
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This design illustrates that it is not only modern technology that can go wrong. What was wanted here was a Booster rocket, but the typewriter's capital B was a bit wonky.
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Old 9th Jul 2017, 10:03
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Work at NASA they said, be on the leading edge of technology they said....
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Old 9th Jul 2017, 11:06
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After spying some trolley-hens, he strut like a rooster on the wing, but subsequently got roasted by his colleagues.
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Old 9th Jul 2017, 11:22
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"Well, Hoskins - you've made a right cock-up of that !"
 
Old 9th Jul 2017, 12:05
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Do you know how hard it was to find a green-headed chicken for the starboard side?
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Old 9th Jul 2017, 12:17
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I dunno, I thought that an AIM-7 Sparrow would have looked a little more, you know, warlike.
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Old 9th Jul 2017, 20:25
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Redneck pitot-heat.
Disposable and guaranteed for at least 10-15 minutes.
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Old 9th Jul 2017, 22:48
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All I asked for was a ride with the Red Arrows.

I feel I have been shafted.

Or stuffed.
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Old 10th Jul 2017, 04:45
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Sargent , what is that thing doing on the wing of my aeroplane ?

Well sir, the the lads took pity on you.

What on earth do you mean ?

Well they figure you can say you got between the legs of at least one bird on this deployment ......
Last edited by Big Pistons Forever; 10th Jul 2017 at 17:32.
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Old 10th Jul 2017, 06:41
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And THAT, Hoskins, is a split arse tern.
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Old 10th Jul 2017, 08:20
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Don't fire until you see his giblets Hoskins!!!
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Old 10th Jul 2017, 16:12
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Judging later tonight, if no late entries forthcoming!
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Old 10th Jul 2017, 16:45
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"Some chicken ! ....... Some neck !"

(Churchill at Ottawa, 1942)
 
Old 11th Jul 2017, 07:46
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OK, slightly later than advertised,.....

Many excellent dreadful puns this time round, but the CST goes to Pontius Navigator for "And THAT, Hoskins, is a split arse tern"!
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Old 11th Jul 2017, 13:55
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Congratulations, PN - (even tho' mine were immeasurably better !)
 



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