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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 07:00
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...in which case, I will throw up a quick one for a couple of days duration max....

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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 07:17
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When I said Jews, Roman Catholics and other denominations fall out to the rear
I meant in an orderly fashion, not like that Bloggs, especially in front of HMQ.
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 07:36
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"Excuse me young man, but I think you'll find that Mecca is in fact in the opposite direction...."
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 07:41
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Bloggs' planned "upskirt" using his highly polished boots required some quick readjustment if it was still to have a hope of working.
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 10:21
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The lengths Camilla will go to to try and upstage The Queen.
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 10:53
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"Fall out, the officers!"
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 11:05
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Philip, is that you?
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 11:15
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"Parade - REST !!"
 
Old 3rd Jul 2017, 11:18
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"REST ON YOUR BEARSKIN - REVERSED !"
 
Old 3rd Jul 2017, 11:23
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"One does not require One's Subjects to prostate themselves in One's presence - but when you do, have the courtesy to do it facing the right way !"
 
Old 3rd Jul 2017, 11:58
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Pippas arse strikes again!
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 12:00
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Okay, who told Taffy that the Zulu's were back!
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 12:01
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Philip! That's it, I'm retiring you & your stupid practical jokes!
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 12:03
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"They're all still standing up bar our Alfie."

Variation on the old one: "They are all out of step but our Alfie."

Last edited by Penny Washers; 3rd Jul 2017 at 20:56.
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 12:17
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In 10 seconds that man is going to be pointing his gun at the queen. We'd better arrest him for treason.
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 13:05
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"Nice bearskin, soldier!"
"Nice beaver, your majesty!"
"You're actually wearing a bearskin, soldier!"
"That's not what I was looking at, Ma'am!"
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 17:22
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"Private Pike! Stop fooling around.......I said right turn, not stand at ease"
"Sgt. Wilson Pick him up"
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 19:31
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Bloggs went too far in his attempt to win the Planking Challenge...
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 19:35
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Fortunately it was the Guards, and not a common Line regiment. At least the Guards collapse neatly [when sober].
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Old 3rd Jul 2017, 19:38
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'Burmese' [to herself]: "Twenty-three ... giggle"
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