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Old 9th May 2017, 13:26
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"...and my wife has a Brazilian passport".
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Old 9th May 2017, 15:06
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"Watch out, chaps...she's just asked for push-back and start!"
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Old 10th May 2017, 08:11
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And by popular request the in-flight movie will be
Indiana Jones and the Crack of Doom this will be followed by Thunder Thighs are Go or Thunderballs
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Old 10th May 2017, 14:41
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Bab's was so happy the seatcovers were cloth and not slick vinyl as it made getting up out of her seat a much more sure thing!

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Old 10th May 2017, 15:34
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Note in 737 QRH:
"CAUTION Use momentary actuation of the outflow valve switch to avoid large and rapid pressurisation changes"
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Old 10th May 2017, 23:10
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"Call me 'Bubbles""....
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Old 11th May 2017, 03:20
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Originally Posted by Chef Bruz
"Call me 'Bubbles""....
We need some bubble wrap.
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Old 11th May 2017, 07:06
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Playboy Airlines ain't what it used to be anymore...
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Old 11th May 2017, 07:49
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In the unlikely event of an in-flight emergency please wear warm clothing and have head gear . . . Oh don't bother, anyway it will be easier swimming
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Old 11th May 2017, 10:43
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"Look, Mummy, all the Emperors and Empresses have got no clothes on !"
 
Old 11th May 2017, 10:46
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"OWW! - Be more careful with that coffee-pot, girl !"
 
Old 11th May 2017, 11:03
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Damn, now where did I put my blood pressure tablets?




*for some reason my autocorrect would have changed damn to Danny
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Old 11th May 2017, 12:53
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Never mind - another twenty years and you'll find the testosterone will have got up and gone !

Danny.
 
Old 11th May 2017, 13:18
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The two blokes talking to each other:
- "Those tits are a trip hazard".
- "Yeh, but her backside will cushion the fall".
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Old 11th May 2017, 14:38
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I hope I am around to look for it.
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Old 11th May 2017, 16:04
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"A man's not old when his hair turns grey,
A man's not old when his teeth decay ....
But a man is ready for his last long sleep
When his mind makes appointments his body can't keep !"

I suppose we should say that .... THESE ARE NOT CAPTIONS
 
Old 11th May 2017, 18:23
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Originally Posted by Danny42C
"Look, Mummy, all the Emperors and Empresses have got no clothes on !"
It would never happen in BA/AA Business Class
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Old 11th May 2017, 18:53
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After due preparation the passengers formed an orderly queue to enter the mile high club.
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Old 11th May 2017, 18:59
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator
After due preparation the passengers formed an orderly queue to enter the mile high club.
It's an unusual name, but I can see how she might have got it!
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Old 11th May 2017, 21:50
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Following the success of the laptop ban in pissing off countries in the Middle East, President Trump bans clothes, with the same intent.
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