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Old 10th Apr 2017, 07:10
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and so I bought a motorcycle tank bag on e-bay......
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 07:11
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...but unfortunately, Rainer was arrested for speeding along the A7.
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 07:19
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Now that BMW control Mini production, their submission for the remake of The Italian Job allowed for a far more efficient and effective machine.
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Mark Cavendish had misread the contract and thought that he had signed to ride for Omega Pharma Goosestep in the 2013 Tour de France.
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 08:54
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Somebody misread the half track instructions...
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 09:08
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"Nein, Nein, Nein! You have mixed up inches and millimetres again Fritz!"
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 09:19
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It schrank is ze vash
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 10:57
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Fritz just HAD to open the breathing vent - last night's (PFFFFFTTT) sauerkraut was too slow in leaving via the rear exhaust valve.
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 11:22
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"Stealth or no stealth, Sir, my radar says you were going at 35 in a 20 zone."
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 11:49
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Mark Cavendish had misread the contract and thought that he had signed to ride for Omega Pharma Goosestep in the 2013 Tour de France.."
Although Bradley Wiggins had been told the mysterious package he received would blow away the opposition, he hadn't realised quite how literally...
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With their skinny tank & superior diet, the Wermacht were finally a chance to win the battle of the bulge!!!
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 13:58
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"Brace yourself, Lola - here I kom!
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Those Japanese said this was the latest thing in war fare, miniaturisation! I don't know about you Fritz, but I think we should cancel that Submarine order now.
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 14:18
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Von Smallhausen, "And just to confuse ze enemy we put this huge head of Lt Grubber in the hatch to make ze tank look too small."
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 17:02
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Davros reckoned he had finally found a disguise good enough to fool the Herr Doktor....
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 17:12
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The Hitler Youth just loved their pedal cars!
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 18:08
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Herr Professor Doktor Porsche's concept car, he deleted the armament, added two more wheels and blew the body up a bit to arrive at the peoples car.
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Old 10th Apr 2017, 20:28
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Yah, is very good, but I don't think ze solar panels will be much use at the Russian Front in ze vinter.
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Despite Chris Boardman's latest attempt to make a safer cycle, he still lost credibility by his continued refusal to wear a helmet.
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The German Cycle Federation continued to press for a Tour of Poland to be added to the annual UCI schedule.
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