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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 18:37
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"Pass me launching champagne to smash over ze Generals head."
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 19:21
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"Sssh - now while he's not looking, stab a hole in the floor then after three, everybody jump out!"
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 19:27
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Grate Fatt Wun leads expedition to discover... NorthWest Passage, wreck of his Vultee Vengeance, and Susannah York's knickers. All these will be Glorious First Achievements for Fatt Wun.
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 20:16
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Is this the "little man in the boat" all the ladies tell me about?
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 21:27
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Is this the "little man in the boat" all the ladies tell me about?
No one knows where that critter is....
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 22:19
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The North Koreans do not have a match for the F-35 or a ship to land it upon....but were still ahead of the RN as they were doing Sea Trials of the first of the Class.
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 10:46
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50 Shades of Grey and a bit of camo thrown in
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 15:58
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"Penny to cross the Mersey ?"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:00
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"Boatsman, what is your name ?" ........"Charon, Dear Leader !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:03
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'"Well they said the 'Titanic' was unsinkable too - and I'm not too sure about this !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:05
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"Whaddya mean - you've forgotten the lifejackets !!"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:07
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"Great Leader, this ship is only licensed for 8 persons."
"Shut up, you fool. I will keep it afloat."
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:09
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"Where's the Plimsoll Line ?" ...... "Can't see, Dear Leader, must be underwater !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:10
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NOT A CAPTION

Good, quick response, Danny mate!
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:16
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"I don't think we'll get the outboard motor push-started this way !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:19
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"The owl and the pussycat went to sea .......... "
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:22
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"Never mind - when we're three miles out, we'll break open the Duty Free !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:28
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NOT A CAPTION

MPN11 (#41483),

Thanks - but it was entirely coincidental !
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:29
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"Is the Sun over the Yardarm yet ?"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:43
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"Are you sure you wish to emulate that Gweat Navigator Cwistopher Columbus, Dear Leader ?" ...... "You know, he's the one who didn't know where he was going when he set out, didn't know where he was when he got there, and didn't know where he'd been when he got back"

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