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Old 25th Feb 2017, 11:52
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Not a caption

I wish we had voting button, PW, you have our vote.
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Old 25th Feb 2017, 12:40
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"Shall we play 'Happy Families ?"
 
Old 25th Feb 2017, 12:47
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"They're fron Vivienne Westwood's latest fashion show !"
 
Old 25th Feb 2017, 12:49
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"No, the idea is to give an enemy sniper spots before the eyes !"
 
Old 25th Feb 2017, 12:56
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"♫.....itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini.....♫ ?"
 
Old 25th Feb 2017, 18:29
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I said we are the bloomers not wear the bloomers
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Old 26th Feb 2017, 10:06
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Look on the bright side. At least the shorts aren't on backwards.
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Old 26th Feb 2017, 11:21
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"If I were you, Jim, I'd ask your mum not to use Vanish in the wash, but I suppose we should count ourselves lucky she didn't use it on your vest and pants, eh?"
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Old 26th Feb 2017, 12:34
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Last time I play poker with you card sharks, taking my uniform makes the butt of jokes.

Hey, who you calling a card shark, I lost my boots and socks too

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Old 26th Feb 2017, 12:53
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As the weather became less cool, Jim adopted really cool attire to keep himself cool. However, his rather uncool boss was rather cool about Jim's cool idea, with the result that Jim spent a cool day in the cooler, cooling-off.
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Old 26th Feb 2017, 12:59
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Unusually, Jim recorded every confirmed kill on his underpants.
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Old 28th Feb 2017, 00:19
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After a bad encounter with the local cuisine, Bob was concerned that the laundry wasn't keeping up.
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Old 28th Feb 2017, 00:20
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Bloody pikeys, pinch anything
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Old 28th Feb 2017, 06:45
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OK, Starting to dry up here...so last call, and judging later!
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Old 28th Feb 2017, 08:43
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Whoever banned skirts on parade wasn't casting their net wide enough.
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Old 28th Feb 2017, 11:58
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OK, Time to call this...


The next winner of the CST is.....


....Opening the correct envelope......


Buster Hyman with:


When they took off with his Teddy Bear, Cpl. O'Reilly was furious!


Well done Sir, and over to you!
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Old 28th Feb 2017, 12:49
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Well! What a surprise & honour to hold the CST again!!! Cheers.

Time to whip out an old CapCom favourite...

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Old 28th Feb 2017, 12:51
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"What do you mean we're heading for Italy?"
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Old 28th Feb 2017, 13:25
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"Not a word, Comrade, but the engine's buggered and we've hidden the oars."
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Old 28th Feb 2017, 13:25
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