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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
So tell me, where was the clock found?
There on the stair, in old Amsterdam.
There on the stair, in old Amsterdam.
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Early robotic vibrators were proving to be cumbersome in design, but the manufactures expressed high hopes that they would soon be able to miniaturise it.
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" I polish the bell end every night."
Jacques couldn't wait until the photo shoot was over and he could slip into somone more comfortable.
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"Please, Lady Cayley, I wish to give notice. I was hired to drive your coach, not to take your pet octopus for walks."
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Faintly heard was a very weak small voice saying "Help Me! Help Me!".
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Darling, I know you're supposed to wear a rubber, but this seems excessive.
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Are we going to your usual dive, or are you going to take me somehwere decent for a change?
(credited to SWMBO)
(credited to SWMBO)
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