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Old 29th Jan 2017, 16:16
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...and... for MPN11 ... there are 5 steps that take you from the first stage to the sixth stage.

QED?
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Old 29th Jan 2017, 16:33
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Bu66er!
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Old 29th Jan 2017, 20:15
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You know what chaps, instead of being stood here wearing this fetchisits apparel ,id rather be atop a step ladder in no mans land, smoking a cigar, whilst wearing a luminous balaclava shouting "hows things sausage side"
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Old 29th Jan 2017, 21:04
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Originally Posted by MPN11
Bu66er!
Perhaps more appropriately: "Bu55er"?
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Old 29th Jan 2017, 21:50
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OK, back to aviation for this one:



Happy captioning!
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Old 29th Jan 2017, 22:30
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The good news is that the taxi trials went okay...
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Old 29th Jan 2017, 22:31
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Wonder Womans aircraft was starting to break down.
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Old 29th Jan 2017, 22:32
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Are you sure this is our A320 that we dropped off for maintenance in Manila?
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Old 29th Jan 2017, 22:38
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Hank was not stupid. He knew that it would never fly whilst the door was missing.
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Old 30th Jan 2017, 02:50
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"Buggah! I'm sure it had wings before I took off!"
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Old 30th Jan 2017, 04:18
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Higgins-Smyth, coming from a long line of British Airplane Designers, followed in his ancestors footsteps and ignored the Aviation Axiom that states "If it looks good....it will fly good!"
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Old 30th Jan 2017, 07:17
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The F700 said "No Fault Found".
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A can of Red Bull and it will be fine.
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Old 30th Jan 2017, 07:19
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BAE reveal the plans for their £100m collaboration with the Turkish Air Force.
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Old 30th Jan 2017, 07:57
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OK, back to aviation for this one:



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ISIS chief engineer insisted on ground running trials using a temporary power plant before wasting money on non-essential fittings.
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Old 30th Jan 2017, 08:01
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Scruggs Aviation chief designer regretted outsourcing component production to their Mexican subsidiary.
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Old 30th Jan 2017, 08:19
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Hank was worried. He knew that if he was ramp checked, he would face a hefty penalty from CASA for not having the requisite paperwork certificating door off operations.
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Old 30th Jan 2017, 08:21
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Hank was bored, but knew that the 2000hrs PIC time would eventually pass, and he could go for that jet job!
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Old 30th Jan 2017, 08:31
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Having successfully removed the struts from the 172 to produce the lighter and faster 177, Cessna now turned their attention to the 152, and decided to go for broke.
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Old 30th Jan 2017, 08:36
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Western security forces are concerned at the pace of development of the new ISIS fighter aircraft.

(apologies to PN here, I have just seen your similar caption)

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