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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 11:50
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The next guy to shout "12 o'clock high" gets chopped!
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 12:21
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"Bloody Southern rail, it looks like we have turned up 70 years to late."
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 12:23
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"He says he cannot get any closer, new CAA regs and all that"
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 12:25
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"E...N..O...L...A........ G...A...Y..... Enola Gay??? Damned silly name for a bomber, now what's he doing?"
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 12:26
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"If you ask me, that's a mighty fine stall-turn - but I think he's confused QNH and that damned Brit QFE, so it might be in our interest to get ready to move in the fairly near future as he may be coming our way."
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 12:27
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Jones was first in line to get a trip, having won the pass the parcel competition.
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 12:29
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"AIRMEN....... GET OFF MY GRASS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 13:20
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"So what are we queuing for?"
"I dunno, the first guy started it, so we all sort of joined in."
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 13:21
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"They say he cannot find the pickle barrel"
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 14:09
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"No Bloggs, I don't know why it takes four of us to verify the CO's 'Extreme Golf' shots..."
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 14:10
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"Er..... Sir.... There aren't any... er.... dams near here, are there....?
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 14:33
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..."As I was looking in the Air
I saw a 'plane that wasn't there...
It wasn't there again today
I wish that 'plane would go away !"...

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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 14:48
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"Sir, what does 'Ground Zero' mean??"
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 14:50
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"Awfully quiet round here isn't it ?....I wonder what that means ?"
 
Old 23rd Jan 2017, 14:53
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The Barber's shop quartet were going to be late for their next engagement
 
Old 23rd Jan 2017, 15:31
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"Here's the plan: we three move into echelon starboard on the co-pilot, and he'll keep the wind off us."
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 17:44
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Whatever you do guys, don't ask for the optional zip on sheepskin collar, the damn zip weighs a ton weight
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 17:48
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"You and you're I hear the bloody NAAFI wagon"
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 17:54
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"I told you we should have shut it down before legging it to the NAAFI wagon"



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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 17:56
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"I could understand them calling it Memphis Belle, but Yarmouth Slapper?"
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