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Old 6th Dec 2016, 20:06
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I snuck under the radar with this one so will keep it short - judging 12:00Z on the 7th.

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Old 6th Dec 2016, 20:10
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Cabin volume is variable. You just grab the tail and pull until whatever you want to put in it fits.
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 21:02
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Those Flight International cut-aways are getting so realistic!
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 21:04
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The bloke who was in the back seat wants to know what happened to his mullet?
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 21:39
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"Daddy, can i have the biggest slice. I'm hungry"
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 22:07
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If I get the message right, it is "No, I don't want to join the Mile High Club!"
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 02:06
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I saw the sign about 'Prop wash', but I really didn't expect this!
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 03:11
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Well the worst part was extracting the back seater from my arse when the other guys prop started into the cabin.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 03:11
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"Clear Prop " !
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 03:13
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Gives new meaning to "getting some tail"
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 03:14
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Damaged Piper for sale, never used for training.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 03:33
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So you described the flight characteristics as 'spongey' in the ad?
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 03:42
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Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever
Well the worst part was extracting the back seater from my arse when the other guys prop started into the cabin.
Actually, when I think about it, it was trying to get the seat cushion covers back out of him!
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 06:34
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The University of South Australia must really have pissed off Wolverine ...

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Old 7th Dec 2016, 06:40
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So I thought, if Bob Hoover can do that in a light twin, then so can I!
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 07:18
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Originally Posted by jim's brother
Indian aircraft manufacturer requires airframes technician
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 08:42
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Piper.......A cut above the rest.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 08:47
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"Just a wafer thin mint slice Sir".
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 08:53
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Jim, having spent £357,001 on 34 issues of De Agostini's part-work "Build Your Own Aeroplane in 3 years" (Part 1 £1, subsequent parts £10,000) realized that he had inadvertently missed Part 8: 'Longerons Are Useful' and Part 30: 'Elevate Yourself' while he had been on holiday in Skegness. Jim's mother said, "He forgets that I have to dust these things."
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 09:04
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"Well, the ad. did say: 'requires simple home assembly'.....!"
 


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